The Secret Prisoner

The Secret Prisoner Book is a first hand insight into what prison is like in the UK. This truely is Prison in the UK Exposed! I was sentenced to 5 years and experienced first hand one of the worst prisons in the UK, Wandsworth Prison. I kept a prison diary throughout my journey, as a normal business family man, going through one of the worst times in my life in one of the worst prisons in the UK. TIme to lift the lid on what prison is really like in this true, prison uncovered, warts and all book. This book is as raw as it gets, ive self published so i apologise now if its a bit rugged in places and gramatically incorrect here and there, Ive literally taken it direct from my prison diaries and formatted it in a readable format for you to see first hand, what it is like to be placed in the middle of hell.

I wanted to share, first hand, what it is like to be placed in the middle of hell. I heard all the horror stories of prison, the rapes, beatings, gangs, drugs, violence and it terrified me and no one could prepare you for what was to come or what stories were true or not. This is why I decided to keep a diary of all the events, feelings, politics and the good and bad things that go on inside prison. Prison is a big scary and dark place but as you will read in my book, there is light in the darkest of places and humanity does shine through in the last place you would expect. There’s selfishness, charity, brutality, compassion and corruption.Feel through my eyes what, being in one of the worst prisons in the UK, HMP Wandsworth prison, and being in prison for the first time is really like!

Then there’s the other side of prison, the craftiness, ingenuity to survive and pass the time and suppress boredom, then there’s the heartbreak, from the children that suffer due to their parent being imprisoned, partners that must face life alone now and family members who are without their loved ones. Ive tried to cover my first hand feelings exactly at that moment, all aspects of living in prison and what it is like for a normal family man whose business activities have landed him in this situation, to now be in a completely alien environment and trying to survive.

Some snippets of the book to wet your whistle:
"Ice cream shop for druggies"
"The Pregablin Tazmanian Devil"
"Alladins cave of Contraband"
"like a scene from oliver"
"He was blatently having phone sex"
"Getting toilet roll is like finding rocking horse shit"
"Pigeon shit, mice and rats"
"Throwing Poo"
"More Phones here than carphone warehouse"
"He chiseled through his cell wall"
"wedding tackle flopping"
"She went down like a sack of shit"
"Wanking wakes me up"
"Hot Spot For Suicide"
"Killed for fish fingers"
"Moldy, Riddled in pubes and like a crime scene"
"Im in prison for being a cannibal"
"OAP Bare Knuckle Boxing"
"Ive befriended a murderer"
"The seagull shat everywhere"
"Shipped out for KFC"
"Inducting a Terrorist"
"A Hitman at Ford"
"Shanked for a pair of trainers"
"Corona Virus"
"Lockdown Prostitute"

Prison is really an unreported world and i hope this gives you a real insight into what prison is really like for someone that is a total prison virgin, not accustomed to this life and what it would be like if you were to find yourself in this position. First we had the secret Barrister book, then the Chris Atkins Bit of A Stretch followed by The Secret Magistrate book, now we have the secret prisoner book.