The Secret Fruit of Peter Paddington
Language: English
Published by HarperCollins Publishers Inc, 2005
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CBC Canada Reads 2009 Runner-Up Barnes and Noble Discover Great New Writers Selection Hilarious and gentle. -- Booklist Beguilingly alive. -- Seattle Times Laugh-out-loud funny. -- NOW Bracingly off-centre. -- Globe & Mail Lovely and odd. -- Kirkus Review Sweet, tart and forbidden in all the right places -- Entertainment Weekly When the world feels dark and hopeless, curl up with this heartwarming, laugh-out-loud hilarious book, full of love and warmth in the midst of a difficult and unwieldy world. What do you get when you cross the Virgin Mary with Brooke Shields, add a trash-talking beauty queen wannabe and throw in a couple of talking nipples? One of the most laugh-out-loud books you'll read all year. Peter Paddington is 13, overweight, the subject of his classmates' ridicule, and the victim of too many bad movie-of-the-week storylines. When Peter's nipples begin speaking to him one day and inform him of their diabolical plan to expose his secret desires to the world, Peter finds himself cornered in a world that seems to have no tolerance for difference. Peter's only solace is The Bedtime Movies -- perfect-world fantasies that lull him to sleep every night. But when the lines between Peter's fantasy world and his reality begin to blur, no one is safe from the depths of Peter's imagination -- especially Peter himself.…
Seller Inventory # CIN0060792442VG
- Title
- The Secret Fruit of Peter Paddington
- Author
- Editor Brian Francis
- Publisher
- HarperCollins Publishers Inc
- Publication year
- 2005
- Condition
- Very Good
- Binding
- Paperback
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 0060792442
- ISBN 13
- 9780060792442
Peter Paddington is your typical thirteen-year-old paperboy with a few exceptions. He's 204 pounds, at the mercy of an overactive imagination, and his only friend is a trash-talking beauty queen reject from across the street. As if that wasn't bad enough, Peter's nipples pop out one day and begin speaking to him, threatening to expose his private fantasies to an unkind world.
Peter knows that if he could just lose weight, develop a brand-new personality, and get rid of those pesky talking nipples, he'd be able to find the acceptance he desperately craves. But it isn't easy to change who you really are, and Peter, ready or not, is finally forced to confront his secret self. Hilarious and exquisitely touching, this is the funniest and most memorable novel you'll read all year.
This P.S. edition features an extra 16 pages of insights into the book, including author interviews, recommended reading, and more.
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"Charming.sweet, tart, and forbidden in all the right places." -- Entertainment Weekly
"Comically poignant . beguilingly alive..a droll and offbeat tale about adolescent secrets, family tensions and, yes, troublesome nipples." -- Seattle Times
"Engrossing . humorous . extreme in its insight and tenacious in its willingness to delve into a tormented youth." -- Denver Post
"Honest, sad and funny." -- San Francisco Chronicle
Honest, sad and funny. --San Francisco Chronicle
Funny . . . a beautiful story. --Dan Savage, Savage Love columnist
"Ingenious [and] bizarre ... A lovely and odd take on a time many of us would just as soon forget."--Kirkus Reviews
"Honest, sad and funny."--San Francisco Chronicle
"Engrossing ... humorous ... extreme in its insight and tenacious in its willingness to delve into a tormented youth."--Denver Post
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