The Secret Diary of a Grumpy Old Woman

Holder, Judith

ISBN 10: 0753821281 / ISBN 13: 9780753821282

Published by Phoenix (an Imprint of The Orion Publishing Group, 2007

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: The Secret Diary of a Grumpy Old Woman
• Publisher: Phoenix (an Imprint of The Orion Publishing Group
• Publication Date: 2007
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 0753821281
• ISBN 13: 9780753821282
• Binding: Soft cover
• Edition: 1753685431.
• Condition: Very Good
• Dust Jacket Condition: 47150616
• Signed: 7/28/2025 6:50:31 AM
• Seller catalogs:
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  • 9780753821282

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Synopsis

'It feels like only yesterday I was the youngest person in the room, I had my whole life in front of me. I had time to burn, I spent my whole day snogging boys and backcombing my hair. I was a young thing, with a lovely body, life was fun, and I hadn't a care in the world. Now - it feels like two minutes later - I'm a little bit old. OK, I'm not in elasticated stockings or on Meals on Wheels whizzing down the stairs on my stairlift, but my life is more than half over. I've been there, done that, got the packamac. I'm so old that I remember dances with drum solos, the arrival of unisex hairdressers and had a crush on Ilya Kuryakin. I am up at the top of the hill, and over the other side again. What all this means, is that I am grumpy. But I've earnt it...I lived through Boney M and leg warmers and the Crossroads Motel. Obviously in a book this size I wouldn't be able to share with you ALL of my grumps. But I've decided to write down some of the secret thoughts that beset a woman of a certain age, some of the wicked things that occur to a woman who takes a lot of things to the dry cleaners, has to have her roots done every four weeks and finds it hard to wear high heels. And guess what: they still fancy people, still have silly little crushes on people at work, still - shock horror - have sex. You will discover that women of a certain age are just as provocative and turned on as women in their twenties. Probably more so. So get over it. Middle-aged women are sexy, funny and infinitely lovable. They are also taking over the world.'

About the Author

Judith Holder has a distinguished career in television having produced some of the funniest people in the business including Clive James, Billy Connolly, Dame Edna Everage, Victoria Wood and Lenny Henry. She has also written her own comedy pieces which she has performed on Woman's Hour and Home Truths. She is the author of The Secret Diary of a Grumpy Old Woman and Grumpy Old Holidays. Visit Judith Holder's website at http://www.judithholder.com.