SHHH IT'S A GAY NOVEL : Don't Tell ANYONE I'm Reading It!
Randy Reid
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Add to basketSold by AHA-BUCH GmbH, Einbeck, Germany
AbeBooks Seller since 14 August 2006
Condition: New
Quantity: 2 available
Add to basketBest Selling Author Randy Reid
"Shh, It's A Gay Novel!" is a witty, meta-fictional romance that follows Leo, a cynical librarian who finds himself literally trapped inside the pages of a poorly-written gay romance novel. After a disastrous real-world date, Leo falls asleep critiquing the cliché-ridden bestseller The Billionaire's Forbidden Promise and awakens as its main character, Kieran, at a lavish charity gala. Now face-to-face with the brooding, archetypal billionaire Grayson St. John, Leo realizes he must navigate a world governed by hackneyed tropes—forced proximity, only one bed, and a sinister rival named Chad.
Refusing to play along with the predictable plot, Leo rebels. He recruits the novel's self-aware "sassy best friend," Maggie, and attempts to hack the story from within, introducing unsexy subplots like a fake environmental scandal. To his shock, Grayson begins to glitch out of his own characterization, revealing a man yearning for authenticity beneath the scripted dialogue. What begins as a survival strategy transforms into a collaborative, genre-bending conspiracy and a surprisingly genuine connection.
As Leo and Grayson work to rewrite their own narrative, they must outsmart the intrusive, romance-novel narration and survive the story's relentless push toward a mandatory Third Act Breakup. A satirical love letter to and critique of its own genre, this novel asks: can you find a real happy ever after when you’re stuck in a bad one? Full of laugh-out-loud commentary, heartfelt moments, and clever subversions, "Shh, It's A Gay Novel!" is a celebration of queer love that champions messy, authentic connection over perfect, pre-packaged fantasy.
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