Rock This! [FIRST EDITION, FIRST PRINTING]
Rock, Chris
Sold by Vero Beach Books, Vero Beach, FL, U.S.A.
AbeBooks Seller since 20 March 2019
Used - Hardcover
Condition: Used - Fine
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Add to basketSold by Vero Beach Books, Vero Beach, FL, U.S.A.
AbeBooks Seller since 20 March 2019
Condition: Used - Fine
Quantity: 1 available
Add to basketFine unread condition charcoal boards, black spine, and red spine lettering contained in a fine condition non price-clipped color photographic dust jacket. Includes Author Dedication; Acknowledgments; Special Thanks; Preliminary Page Quote by Chris Rock and Epilogue. "Honesty is not only the best policy ; it's also great comedy. And nobody dishes it out like Chris Rock. In Rock This! he unleashes his comedic talents and confronts all the hot-button issues: Finding a black leader, slavery vs. the Holocaust, addiction to bubble wrap, drugs. 'Crack is so addictive that if the new way to get high was to put it on a bullet, shoot it through a gun, and take a lick as it came out of the barrel, crackheads would try it. You'd see two guys, one holding the gun and the other with his tongue out.' *** Welfare, taxes, blacks vs. Jews, family life. 'These days everyone's got a gay family member. It's always been that way, but today it's more out in the open. I've got a gay uncle. We call him Aunt Tom.' *** The most racist people in the world, why white folks can't say the N-word, men's magazines. 'Sometimes you don't realize your mother has taken your stuff until it's too late. It's 3:00 in the morning, and your sexually explicit material is gone, just when you need it most. So you have to search the whole house for anything with a picture of a woman on it. Pretty soon you're at the pantry, staring at a box of Aunt Jemima.' *** Bad phone sex, the Dirty Socks Rule, beautiful women, how to get a rich man. 'There's lots of advice out there about how to get a man, but it's really simple. Put a pot on a stove every day at 6:00 p.m. A man will show up. Maybe more than one, from miles around.' *** "The swerve," The Friend Zone, marriage. 'Marriage is the roughest think in the world. Nelson Mandela endured 27 years in a South African prison, but once he got out, it only took 2 years before his marriage busted his ass.' *** Yakking wives, saying no to sex, the advantages of your wife having two husbands. 'The "other husband" type is not gay. But he's damn near. He likes to do what women like to do. And he cares. He really cares. I care only to appease my woman. He's the friend. He's really excited when our wife opens up the paper and shows him Kathie Lee Gifford's new house.' *** The Tossed Salad Man, why pimps are cool, Bill Clinton, sexual harassment, O.J. . 'If O.J. wasn't famous he'd be in jail right now. If O.J. drove a bus, he wouldn't even be O.J. He'd be "Orenthal, the Bus-Driving Murderer.' Rock THis! is controversial and thought provoking, and aways outrageously funny. You won't put it down." - from the inner front and rear jacket flaps.
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