Quick Before It Melts
Philip Benjamin
Sold by Crappy Old Books, Barry, United Kingdom
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Used - Hardcover
Condition: Used - Good
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Add to basketSold by Crappy Old Books, Barry, United Kingdom
AbeBooks Seller since 6 February 2025
Condition: Used - Good
Quantity: 1 available
Add to basketQuick Before It Melts (1964) by Philip Benjamin Victor Gollancz ISBN: none (because 1964 trusted you to remember the title) Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some books whisper. Some books declaim. And then there are books that urgently instruct you in the title: Quick Before It Melts. You don?t even know what it is yet, but you?d better get on with it. Philip Benjamin delivers one of those wonderfully mid-century comic capers in which the premise is already faintly absurd and the execution takes that absurdity and treats it with the utmost seriousness. The result is that particular 1960s British humour ? dry, intelligent, slightly bewildered by the modern world, and entirely committed to seeing the joke through. Without giving away too much, the novel pivots on a scenario that begins improbably and then accelerates. There?s international confusion, bureaucratic entanglement, and the creeping realisation that small misunderstandings have an alarming habit of becoming large geopolitical incidents. It?s satire served cool and crisp ? appropriate, given the title. Benjamin?s tone is brisk and wry. He understands that the best comedy comes from people behaving with complete sincerity in situations that are clearly spiralling. Nobody sets out to be ridiculous; they simply apply logic with impressive confidence while everything quietly collapses around them. It?s all terribly British in its composure, even when the stakes grow surprisingly icy. And yes, there is a Cold War chill humming underneath. This is 1964, after all ? a time when diplomacy and disaster could share a border, and one telegram too many might start something regrettable. Benjamin takes that tension and tilts it just enough to make it funny. It?s political without being preachy, and absurd without being chaotic. As a Victor Gollancz hardback, it carries that pleasing solidity: smart jacket design, tidy typography, the sense that this was once reviewed in newspapers by people wearing proper jackets. In Good condition, this copy is clean, sturdy, and ready to be whisked off the shelf before anything melts at all. There?s something especially charming about comic novels of this era. They don?t shout. They don?t nudge you with neon signs. They simply set up a ludicrous situation and allow human nature to do the rest. The result is clever, controlled, and far more enduring than it first appears. Buy it if you like satire with frost on its collar. Buy it if you enjoy Cold War comedy without the explosions. Buy it if you appreciate a novel whose urgency is baked into the title. Because sometimes the world teeters on the brink ? and sometimes the brink is made of ice.
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