The Number Two Book The Poop Book Sequel
Bainter, Thomas N.
Sold by PBShop.store US, Wood Dale, IL, U.S.A.
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Add to basketSold by PBShop.store US, Wood Dale, IL, U.S.A.
AbeBooks Seller since 7 April 2005
Condition: New
Quantity: Over 20 available
Add to basketNew Book. Shipped from UK. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.
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The Ghost Shit:
After you are done you look in the stool and there is nothing there.
The Stephen King Shit:
It scares the shit out of you.
The Exorcist Shit:
You feel like a Catholic Priest just got a demon out of you.
The Ghost Shit Number 2:
After you are done you wipe and there is nothing there.
The David Letterman Shit:
While you are sitting there you think of the top ten reasons why you don't want to eat Mexican food again.
The Carbon Copy Shit:
It looks just like shits you have had before.
The Newborn Baby Shit:
It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside after it comes out.
The Constipation Shit:
It comes out in little bricks so hard that you are afraid your contractor friend is going to want to use the bricks to build a house.
The Vampire Shit:
After you are done you feel like all the blood in your body has been drained and you look for the bite marks on your ass.
The Mohammad Ali Shit:
It floats like a butterfly but stings like a bee.
The 2012 Shit:
You hope the ancient Mayans were right so you never have to do something like that again.
The Mr. Clean Shit:
After you are done you realize the only way to get your backside clean is to take a shower.
The Eiffel Tower Shit:
It is so tall, straight, and pretty that it rivals the Eiffel Tower in beauty.
The Annulment Shit:
The whole time you have been dating your fiancé you did everything in your power not to take a crap anywhere around her and then on your honeymoon you finally let loose and she asks the judge for an annulment that very day.
The Poinsettia Shit:
It is so green and pretty you know if you leave it in the toilet until Christmas it will turn red.
The Pregnant Shit:
When you are done you feel like you just dropped a nine-pound bouncing baby boy.
The Fast Food Restaurant Shit:
You no longer go through the drive through because after you eat it you know you can't make it home before you have to go.
The Washington D.C. Shit:
After you are done and look in the toilet you realize it could probably be elected to Congress.
The French Shit:
Where it seems like it is coming out but it keeps retreating.
The Chinese Shit:
You are not sure if it is something you just ate or something that they like to eat.
The FBI Shit:
While you are on the pot you expect at any moment the Feds will be coming through your door to see what you are plotting.
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