So Now You're a Zombie A Handbook for the Newly Undead

Austin, John

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Language: English

Published by Chicago Review Press, Chicago, 2010

1569763429 / 9781569763421

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B&W Illustrations; 8.9 X 6.0 X 0.6 inches; xiii, 145 pages; Soft cover has a white spine with black and red lettering. 'Being undead can be disorienting. Your arms and other appendages tend to rot and fall off. It's difficult to communicate with a vocabulary limited to moans and gurgles. And that smell! (Yes, it's you . ) But most of all, you must constantly find and ingest human brains. Braaaains! ! ! What's a zombie to do? Thankfully, zombiologist John Austin details everything you need to know, as a newly undead soul, to hunt, fight, and feed on the living. As the first handbook written specifically for the undead, So Now You're a Zombie explains how you ended up in this predicament, the stages of zombification, and what you need to survive in this zombiphobic world. Dozens of helpful diagrams outline attack strategies, such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zack, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall, to secure your human prey. You'll even learn how to successfully extract the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles. This handbook also explores the upside of being a zombie. Gone are the burdens of employment, taxes, social networks, even basic hygiene, allowing you to focus on simple necessities in "life" the juicy gray matter found in the skulls of the living.' Appendix.…

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Title
So Now You're a Zombie A Handbook for the Newly Undead
Author
Austin, John
Publisher
Chicago Review Press, Chicago
Publication year
2010
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New
Binding
Seventh Printing; Paperback
Language
English
ISBN 10
1569763429
ISBN 13
9781569763421
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