Mom Jokes
Language: English
Published by Silver Dolphin Books, 2021
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Mom needs some humor in her life.even though being a super-mom is serious business Moms need their laughs just as much as anyone, especially when they have to relieve the stress of cranky kids, oblivious spouses, and the challenges of balancing work and family while keeping it all together--at least on the surface Mom Jokes is a collection of more than 300 snarky, sassy, and witty jokes for moms, such as. Every Mother's Day my children make me breakfast in bed. Good thing I taught them how to make bottomless mimosas.Q: What's the difference between me when I'm nine months pregnant and a supermodel? A: Nothing, because my husband values his life. The good thing about going back to work after having kids is that you have your mom boss voice perfected.I thought my 7-year-old was mature enough to feed our goldfish--and he is--he just isn't mature enough to know they don't eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. From family life and the daily grind to food and entertainment, these one-liners, puns, lists, and real-life tweets will be appreciated by moms everywhere.…
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- Title
- Mom Jokes
- Author
- Lisa Beth Johnson
- Publisher
- Silver Dolphin Books
- Publication year
- 2021
- Condition
- Fair
- Binding
- Paperback
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 1684129524
- ISBN 13
- 9781684129522
Moms need their laughs just as much as anyone, especially when they have to relieve the stress of cranky kids, oblivious spouses, and the challenges of balancing work and family while keeping it all together—at least on the surface! Mom Jokes is a family-friendly collection of more than 300 snarky, sassy, and witty jokes for moms, such as...
- There’s nothing like Mom’s home cooking, which my kids will someday be able to replicate perfectly because this meal came out of a can.
- Q: How are moms like John Lennon? A: All they are saying is give peas a chance.
- If the universe didn’t want us to drink, it wouldn’t have invented kids. Or alcohol.
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About the Author
Phoebe Bottoms is a comedian, essayist, and screenwriter. She has written for and been featured in several ad campaigns as well as MTV, Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, SiriusXM, and clubs and comedy festivals around the world. Phoebe currently lives with her husband and too many dogs in Los Angeles, waiting patiently for it to fall into the ocean.
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