Men Don't Just Exist, They Exaggerate (Paperback)
A.R. Weston
Sold by CitiRetail, Stevenage, United Kingdom
AbeBooks Seller since 29 June 2022
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Add to basketSold by CitiRetail, Stevenage, United Kingdom
AbeBooks Seller since 29 June 2022
Condition: New
Quantity: 1 available
Add to basketPaperback. Men tend to exaggerate everything! Fishing, drinking, accomplishments, and let's not forget about the size of our enormous. muscles! Man's predisposition is to take his boring, mundane, everyday life and transcend his stories into testosterone-soaked nonsense. Exaggeration is not lying; it is an artform, like belly dancing, and a sacred ritual older than the Stone Age. It's just part of being a guy! No one gets hurt and it's all in good fun anyway. This book takes off the floaties and dives into the deep end of taking it too far. This is your guide to explaining your manly bursting bravado to others. Inside, you'll find jokes, one-liners, parody, satire, sarcasm, good advice, and some probably not-so-good advice. Grab a drink, kick up your feet, and prepare thyself for the joke book you didn't know you needed in your life. Welcome to the outrageous mind of A.R. Weston. Always remember, men don't just exist, they exaggerate! Here are 1000+ ways to explain your manliness. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.
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Men exaggerate everything!
The size of the fish.
The intensity of the workout.
The danger of the weather.
The difficulty of assembling a grill.
The heroic nature of a routine trip to Home Depot.
For centuries, men have transformed ordinary life into legendary survival stories fueled by confidence, questionable logic, and absolutely unnecessary levels of drama.
This book is a celebration of that ancient tradition.
Inside, you’ll discover:
Whether you're defending your grilling technique, explaining why your stubbed toe was “career-ending,” or adding at least 40% fiction to every fishing story, this book understands the assignment.
Because men don’t just exist...
They exaggerate.
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