An anthology of twisted humor, erotic horror and culinary experimentation. Featuring demented authors from all over the world, coming together to delight and terrify you. Intended for mature audiences.

MASHED reads like Scary Movie meets 50 Shades on the Food Network!

The 17 Sensually Sinister Stories include -

A Woman’s Corn - Two secret lovers with more secrets then either of them knew, brings about a special witches brew while the devil stews. By J. Donnait

Charlies Chunky Munching Meat - A tale of obsession over a certain pink meat, gone too far. By Stephen McQuiggan

Halloween Nosh - Two old-world vampires celebrating their love during the holidays with a special feast in the dungeon. By Brandon Ketchum

Biscuit: A Love Story - A baker's dreams destroyed by a homeless man with unnatural hungers, leads to super-natural revenge. By Grivante

Burnt Scrambled Eggs - What happens when your succubus lover stays over for breakfast? By Devon Widmer

The Disagreeable Dinner - Ever eaten a bad meal? Not like this one. Join us for this strange and hilarious case of food poisoning By Mark Daponte

Sugar - Honey is sweet, but when a potential sugar daddy turns out to be one of her high school teachers, a night of planned BDSM fun ends in a most unsavory of ways. By Darla Dimmelle

The Henry Problem - Fruit as an aphrodisiac, exorcisms for dummies? All that and more! By John Grey

Nibble, Nibble, My Wolf - It’s all the rage to reimagine fairy tales these days and this story gets it right in the most beautifully twisted and erotic way. By J.L. Boekestein

The Wrath of the Buttery Bastard Taters - GMO’s are out of hand. A couples romantic dinner turns into a nightmare when their frankenfood decides to eat them instead. By Alex Colvin

Sauce - When cooking lessons lead to a new fetish, narcissistic Bart, takes self-satisfaction to a new level. By Steven Carr

The Care and Feeding of your Personal Demon - Be careful what you wish for. Sometimes, asking for a little help from down below can come with a lifetime of demented and hilarious torment. By Maxine Kollar

P.A.C.D. The Kitchen of Tomorrow, Today! - Advancements in technology are often quickly perverted for sexual experimentation. Find out what happens when a couple’s cooling romance heats back up with a new kitchen appliance. By R.A. Goli

Arabica - Do you like coffee? Maybe a little too much? Here’s a tale of a woman using BDSM aversion therapy to overcome her caffeine addiction. By Cobalt Jade

Toilet Manners - Marital impropriety leads to the strangest meal of a man's life after a visit to a glory hole inside a fancy french restaurant. By Eddie Generous

The Stray - Is the story of a man's lifelong dedication to helping strays. But, what happens when one gets a little upset when he announces he is moving away. By Calypso Kane

The Old Man in the Suit - Voodoo and baked goods outside a lesbian bar during Mardi Gras. By Nicholas Paschall

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