- Softcover
- Used

Seller: My Sister's Books, Pawleys Island, SC, U.S.A.My Sister's Books
AbeBooks seller since September 11, 2025
Condition: Used
£ 4.68
Quantity: 1 available
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- Title
- Lying Bitch and Her Wardrobe
- Author
- P G Jones
- Publisher
- Vanguard Press
- Condition
- Used
- Binding
- Trade Paperback
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 1843863243
- ISBN 13
- 9781843863243
- Seller catalogs
- Fiction
breathtakingly politically incorrect make-over! Join Pedro, Svetlana,
Eduardo, and Lacy on their hilarious adventures. Dumped on their
disturbingly weird uncle, the children explore his bizarre mansion and
discover the magical camp closet, inhabited by Freebase the monkey. The
closet is a transdimensional inter-universe corridor (you know; a magic
door) that takes them to the bizarre land of Yawnia. There they meet and
befriend the Good Creatures of the enchanted land. Can the children help Mr
Numbnuts the Faun, Skeppy the Bosche Kangaroo, the Scouse Beaver and their
other friends overthrow the wicked White Bitch? Read on and find out. And
if you listen very carefully you may just hear the faint sound of C S Lewis
spinning in his grave...
"Synopsis" may belong to another edition of this title.
From the Inside Flap
reading P G Jones's hilarious and affectionate parody of C S Lewis's The
Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe. Imagine that the fantasy world of C S
Lewis's England and Narnia has been transported to the present day United
Kingdom and Yawnia! The genteel Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy are
metamorphosed into tough inner city, streetwise kids Pedro, Svetlana,
Eduardo and Lacy and the eccentric Professor becomes the sinister Dr.
Didgery Shag. The rather stern housekeeper of C S Lewis's original, Mrs.
Macready, is transformed into the psychotic Mrs. MacCreepy, while the
infamous White Witch of C S Lewis's original is morphed into the equally
malevolent "White Bitch" with a fabulous wardrobe. Fast paced and liberally
scattered with hillarious puns, jokes and allusions, this story
nevertheless remains true to the style of C S Lewis, and is a book not to
be missed.
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My Sister's Books
Pawleys Island, SC, U.S.A.
AbeBooks seller since September 11, 2025
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