Lightin' Up: A Rousing Collection of Flame-boyant Cartoons
Schlemme, Roy
Sold by California Books, Miami, FL, U.S.A.
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Add to basketSold by California Books, Miami, FL, U.S.A.
AbeBooks Seller since 27 October 2023
Condition: New
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Add to basketGuaranteed to brighten the day of both friends and relatives, Roy Schlemme's astute visual observations and wry commentary on the human condition provide a wonderfully entertaining respite from the humdrum of our everyday routine. As for those who'd like to see a bit more of Schlemme's work, three other books (Skewed Views, Skewed Views Too and The Moon's First Banana) are also available gift-giving ideas ideal for those with a slightly bent sense of humor.
But that's only the humble opinion of the artiste who assembled this collection of disjointed scribblings aimed at only the most highly intelligent and humor oriented of audiences. Hopefully, your three-and-a-half-minute excursion through Lightin' Up will not only whet your appetite for more, but provoke many questions as well, not the least of which would be "What the hell was that all about?". — Roy Schlemme
"It's another spectacular sunset, Kimmy. You'll really enjoy them in a few years when you're taller."
"Since Captain Dennis plans on using his beta waves to guide today's flight, we're requesting all passengers to turn off their brains until further notice."
"Finally, something worth leaving behind for the kids."
Ancient English ruins.
"The Admiralty rates him a fair captain, albeit a harsh one."
Joggers' Hell.
"20% of your first place money or a double hernia!"
"We can wait, Arthur!"
"Please don't say anything. Dancers are skittish enough to begin with."
(Continues...)
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