For This We Left Egypt?: A Passover Haggadah for Jews and Those Who Love Them
Barry, Dave; Zweibel, Alan; Mansbach, Adam
Language: English
Published by Flatiron Books, 2017
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- Title
- For This We Left Egypt?: A Passover Haggadah for Jews and Those Who Love Them
- Author
- Barry, Dave; Zweibel, Alan; Mansbach, Adam
- Publisher
- Flatiron Books
- Publication year
- 2017
- Condition
- very_good
- Binding
- Hardcover
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 1250110211
- ISBN 13
- 9781250110213
The book you hold before you is no ordinary Haggadah. If youve ever suffered through a Seder, youre well aware of the fact that the entire evening can last as long as the exodus from Egypt itself. There are countless stories, dozens of blessings, and far too many handwashings while the meal turns cold. Now prepare to be entertained by another version of the book thats responsible for this interminable tradition.
With this hilarious parody Haggadah from the comedic minds of Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel, and Adam Mansbach, good Jews everywhere will no longer have to sit (and sleep) through a lengthy and boring Seder. In For This We Left Egypt?, the authors will be take you through every step of the Seder, from getting rid of all the chametz in your home by setting it on fire with a kosher blowtorch to a retelling of the Passover story starring Pharaoh Schmuck and a burning bush that sounds kind of like Morgan Freeman, set against the backdrop of the Promised Landwhich turned out not to be a land of milk and honey but rather one of rocks and venomous scorpions the size of Yorkshire terriers. You then eat a celebratory brisket and wrap up the whole evening by taking at least forty-five minutes to say good-bye to everyone.
So gather all the Jews in your life (even the few who dont appear to be long-suffering) and settle in for a fun way to pass the time while waiting for Elijah to show up.
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About the Author
Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prizewinning humor writer whose columns and essays have appeared in hundreds of newspapers over the past thirty-five years. He has also written a number of New York Times bestselling humor books, including Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer Is Much Faster). He is not Jewish, but many of his friends are.
An original Saturday Night Live writer, Alan Zweibel has won numerous Emmy and Writers Guild of America awards for his work in television, which also includes Its Garry Shandlings Show (which he co-created), Late Show with David Letterman, and Curb Your Enthusiasm. He collaborated with Billy Crystal on the Tony Awardwinning play 700 Sundays, and he won the Thurber Prize for his novel The Other Shulman. Unlike Dave Barry, he has no Jewish friends.
Adam Mansbach is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Go the F*** to Sleep and You Have to F****** Eat, as well as the California Book Awardwinning novel The End of the Jews, a dozen other books, and the movie Barry. His work, which has been translated into more than forty languages, has appeared in The New Yorker, The New York Times Book Review, Esquire, and The Believer and on National Public Radios All Things Considered and This American Life. Dave Barry and Alan Zweibel are his only friends.
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