You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If.
Language: English
Published by Sourcebooks Hysteria, 2004
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A hilarious political humor gag gift for Republicans and Democrats that will have both sides of the political aisle giggling with glee.This third edition, published in early 2016, is a laugh-out-loud take on partisan stereotypes that skewers both conservatives and progressives alike. The follies and foibles that make the political world spin will trigger guffaws and giggles--no matter which party you call your own.You Know You're a REPUBLICAN If.You think Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are intellectual powerhouses, and you've learned much from their wisdom.You philosophically oppose government welfare plans, but you cash your Social Security checks religiously.You've accepted that global warming is real, but you don't believe we should recklessly raise taxes to fix it. You have, however, invested in future beachfront property--twenty miles inland.You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If.Everything you know about politics you learned from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.You're philosophically appalled by corporate America's emphasis on profits, but you sure were ticked off when your retirement investments tanked.For a long time now you've known that: The sky is falling The sky is falling No, wait. The sky is cooking The sky is cooking Makes for a great political gift for men and women, your parents, or anyone who needs a good laugh.…
Seller Inventory # 00104465313
- Title
- You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If.
- Author
- Frank Benjamin
- Publisher
- Sourcebooks Hysteria
- Publication year
- 2004
- Condition
- Good
- Binding
- Paperback
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 1402203330
- ISBN 13
- 9781402203336
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You know you're a Republican if...You wouldn't mind if the Commonwealth of Massachusetts seceded from the Union.
You know you're a Democrat if...You wish the Republic of Texas had never become a state.
You know you're a Republican if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren't black.
You know you're a Democrat if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren't conservative.
You know you're a Republican if...You can't stand your gay uncle, but you invite him to your son's wedding because he's rich.
You know you're a Democrat if...You can't stand your rich uncle, but you invite him to your daughter's graduation party because he's gay.
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