Jesus Pooped (Paperback)
Seth David Clark
Sold by Grand Eagle Retail, Bensenville, IL, U.S.A.
AbeBooks Seller since 12 October 2005
New - Soft cover
Condition: New
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Add to basketSold by Grand Eagle Retail, Bensenville, IL, U.S.A.
AbeBooks Seller since 12 October 2005
Condition: New
Quantity: 1 available
Add to basketPaperback. What if the most important person in history. had a body just like yours?A body that grew, played, ate, laughed-and yes, needed the potty too.This book explores that simple, surprising truth with warmth and gentle humor-not through anything dramatic or shocking, but through a story that is charming, inviting, and genuinely fun to share. It's the kind of read that sparks giggles, curious questions, and those sweet moments when a child leans in a little closer to listen.In this joyful, gently cheeky (yet always respectful) picture book, Rev. Dr. Seth David Clark introduces families to one of the most beautiful truths of Christian faith, expressed in the simplest, most child-friendly way: Jesus had a real human body. And real bodies poop and pee.Through playful rhymes and bright illustrations, children follow Jesus from infancy to adulthood-discovering that He laughed, ate, worked, traveled, rested, and needed the potty just like any other human being.Jesus Pooped opens the door to gentle, meaningful conversations about: body positivity for kidsunderstanding the Incarnation in language children truly graspnormalizing bodily functions without shameconnecting faith with everyday human experiencesYou might plan for a quick bedtime read. and suddenly you're turning the last page together.Just so you know.A gentle warning for grown-ups: Once you open this book with your little one, you may find yourselves saying "just one more page" again and again.Make space for a story your child will ask for again and again.Buy Now and begin the kind of warm, meaningful conversation that stays with them long after the last page. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.
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This book explores that simple, surprising truth with warmth and gentle humor—not through anything dramatic or shocking, but through a story that is charming, inviting, and genuinely fun to share. It’s the kind of read that sparks giggles, curious questions, and those sweet moments when a child leans in a little closer to listen.
In this joyful, gently cheeky (yet always respectful) picture book, Rev. Dr. Seth David Clark introduces families to one of the most beautiful truths of Christian faith, expressed in the simplest, most child-friendly way:
Jesus had a real human body. And real bodies poop and pee.
Through playful rhymes and bright illustrations, children follow Jesus from infancy to adulthood—discovering that He laughed, ate, worked, traveled, rested, and needed the potty just like any other human being.
Jesus Pooped opens the door to gentle, meaningful conversations about:
You might plan for a quick bedtime read… and suddenly you’re turning the last page together.
Just so you know.
A gentle warning for grown-ups:
Once you open this book with your little one, you may find yourselves saying “just one more page” again and again.
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