Help Wanted Human: No Experience Necessary

Whytrysowski, Stephen; Briscoe, Marsha [Editor]

ISBN 10: 1611602661 / ISBN 13: 9781611602661

Published by Whiskey Creek Press, 2016

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Signed and inscribed by author and someone else. Book store sticker on first page, else no markings noted; mild wear.

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: Help Wanted Human: No Experience Necessary
• Publisher: Whiskey Creek Press
• Publication Date: 2016
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1611602661
• ISBN 13: 9781611602661
• Binding: Paperback
• Condition: Very Good

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Synopsis

THE ALIENS ARE HERE! Now How Do We Get Rid of Them! You’ve seen them on TV! You’ve read about them in the Global Inquisitor! Now, read the tell-all autobiography by Stephen Wytrysowski, of the US Interpreter Team and the subject of much of the controversy surrounding U.S./Alien relations. Why are they here? Are they’re intentions as benign as they would have us believe? Can we make money of them? What atrocious humiliations are our citizens being subjected to at their super secret base? And what is their obsession with anal probing anyway? Steve reveals the answers in this book that our government does not want you to read! Get The Book That Is Banned on the Chricktou Home World! Act Now!

About the Author

Stephen Wytrysowski was born in Hammond, IN where he worked as an assistant manager at a truck stop. He is now the youngest member of the first Intra-Galactic Self-Determinant Species Network, United States Interpreter Team. Stephen is a first time, and somewhat reluctant author. His autobiography is based on his journal which the Interpreter Trainees are required to keep. Its release has been authorized by the Network Representatives to foster good will and understanding with the people of Earth and as his instructor, Chori Mar (Hoidan Zaday) put it, “Friend Steve be good funny guy. We like share funny with Human peoples. We say is okay also share scary bad stuff so Human peoples understand don't stay be mad to us.”