I Hate Everyone, Except You
Language: English
Published by Gallery Books, 2017
- Hardcover
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- Title
- I Hate Everyone, Except You
- Author
- Clinton Kelly
- Publisher
- Gallery Books
- Publication year
- 2017
- Condition
- New
- Binding
- Hardcover
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 1476776938
- ISBN 13
- 9781476776934
Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he’s a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey’s premier water parks, and perhaps the world’s least enthused high-school commencement speaker.
Whether he’s throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life’s social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it’s acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it’s not). Clinton delves into all these topics—and many more—in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.
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Review
"No matter how you know Kelly, you will know him infinitely better after reading I Hate Everyone, Except You, his hilarious, wise, and revealing new memoir... Kelly delivers a perfect blend of heart, humor and trucker language."--Bookpage
"Funny, smart, and profane."--Shelf Awareness
Praise for Freakin' Fabulous on a Budget "If there's a stylish wannabe on your gift list who just got their first apartment or starter home, you can now check the box next to their name off with a flourish."--Denver Post
"Kelly does a terrific job of demystifying the role of host or hostess . . . Readers in search of basic housekeeping and party-hosting tips--not to mention Kelly's fans--will find the book informative and entertaining."--Publishers Weekly
"Clinton Kelly, host of ABC's 'The Chew, ' knows a thing or two about entertaining. In his new book, Freakin' Fabulous on a Budget, Kelly shares his no-fail tips for living the fab life on the cheap."--ABC News
Praise for Dress Your Best with Stacy London "The spunky hosts of TLC's What to Wear present a fashion guide that's empowering, friendly and exceedingly useful . . . Ladies and gentlemen, start your shopping engines--and don't leave home without this book!"--Publishers Weekly
Praise for Clinton Kelly
"Hitting the summer wedding circuit but not sure what to wear? Clinton Kelly, Macy's wedding expert, has your back."--Parade
"Kelly seeks out the human quality that binds us all. He might be a fabulous and famous television star, but he empathizes with the girl who feels insecure in her outfit. That's the quality that has earned him fans that number in the millions and a social media following in the hundreds of thousands."--Long Island Press
"Clinton Kelly made a name for himself transforming fashion failures into style mavens alongside Stacy London on TLC's What Not to Wear. Now, as co-host of ABC's The Chew and author of Freakin' Fabulous andFreakin' Fabulous on a Budget, Clinton has proven himself to be an arbiter of style and good taste in all areas - from fashion to entertaining and everything in between."--People
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