Funny Retirement Survival Guide (Paperback)
Language: English
Published by Independently Published, 2026
- Softcover
- New
Seller: CitiRetail, Stevenage, United KingdomCitiRetail
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Paperback. PROMOTED TO FULL-TIME LIVING.No alarm clock. No meetings. No "circle back." Funny Retirement Survival Guide for Men is the sharp, ridiculously relatable humor gift book for men who just completed the longest group project of their lives: work.If he's ever: - Said "I won't miss the meetings" on his last day- Checked his email one last time. just in case- Stood in the kitchen at 10:30 a.m. wondering what day it is- Turned coffee into a slow, strategic morning ritual- Started reorganizing the garage like it's a command center Congratulations. He's officially been promoted to Full-Time Living. This is not a retirement advice book. It's a retirement upgrade manual disguised as a hilarious gift.Inside you'll find: - Spot-on retirement humor that feels way too accurate- The strange first weeks without a schedule- Midlife observations every retired man recognizes instantly- The perfect balance between freedom, wisdom, and sarcasmPerfect as a: - Retirement gift for men- Funny retirement gift for dad or husband- Coworker retirement gift that actually gets laughs- Gift for men 55, 60, 65, and beyond who finally escaped meetingsPart of the Still Kicking SeriesBooks built for men who may be done with work - but are far from done with life.Don't overthink it!! Add it to your cart, hand it over, and watch him laugh. right after he says, "This is suspiciously accurate." This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…
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- Title
- Funny Retirement Survival Guide (Paperback)
- Author
- Still Kicking
- Publisher
- Independently Published
- Publication year
- 2026
- Condition
- new
- Binding
- Paperback
- Language
- English
- ISBN 13
- 9798250951012
- Series
- Book 3 of 10: Still Kicking Series
Looking for a retirement gift that makes him say, “That’s exactly me”?
He’s put in the years. Survived the Mondays. Earned the farewell cake. Now give him something that celebrates the man—not just the end of his career.
Funny Retirement Survival Guide welcomes him to his next position: Full-Time Living. No boss. No commute. Absolutely no performance reviews. Just a whole new world of plans, projects, and important business nobody asked him to supervise.
If he calls a three-hour trip to the hardware store “a quick errand,” this is his kind of book.
Inside, he’ll recognize the everyday comedy of life after work:
- The first Monday off: waking up convinced he’s late—then remembering that meeting is officially somebody else’s problem.
- The urge to improve everything: discovering that moving the coffee mugs requires more diplomacy than anyone mentioned at his farewell party.
- The hobby he’s discussed for fifteen years: finally finding out whether he enjoys it—or accidentally adopted another job.
- His surprisingly busy new calendar: coffee at 10 a.m., midweek adventures, and important projects that can absolutely wait until tomorrow.
And when his newfound freedom leads to a debate over the thermostat: “You’ve retired from meetings. You don’t need a new one in the hallway.”
Short sections. Familiar situations. Affectionate humor.
This collection of funny observations and warm reflections is easy to enjoy a few pages at a time. It finds the comedy in the small adjustments nobody puts in the retirement brochure—and celebrates everything he still has to look forward to.
Whether you’re celebrating your dad, husband, brother, friend, or coworker, it’s a personal way to say: “You’ve earned this. And yes, this book reminded me of you.”
Add a personal note, wrap it up, and give him something to enjoy long after the farewell speeches are over.
Give him Funny Retirement Survival Guide—and celebrate his promotion to Full-Time Living.
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