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- Used

Seller: Better World Books: West, Reno, NV, U.S.A.Better World Books: West
AbeBooks seller since March 14, 2016
Condition: Used - Fine
£ 9.37
Quantity: 1 available
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Used book that is in almost brand-new condition. May contain a remainder mark. Better World Books: Buy Books. Do Good.
Seller Inventory # 68792040-75
- Title
- F**k Off, I'm 50
- Author
- West, Tara
- Publisher
- Independently Published
- Publication year
- 2022
- Condition
- Fine
- Binding
- Soft cover
- Language
- English
- ISBN 13
- 9798838067326
- Illustrator
- Cruz, Leena
- Item weight
- 0.421 pounds
- Dimensions
- N/A
Hey, you!
Go delete that humorous wine glass from your shopping cart. (Pssst. Your friend turning 50 already has a dozen of them.) Know what she doesn’t have? A poetic license to tell everyone to f**k off.
Get her this book instead, and you’ll be elevated to the top of her most exclusive friend circle. She may even share her expensive dark chocolate with you (doubtful), but at least you won’t be on her sh*t list. So what are you waiting for? Buy this book today!
Or don’t. Be the @$$hole who said, “I almost got you this funny book called F**k Off, I’m 50.” See if she ever offers you a ride on her new jet ski. And that vintage casserole dish with the puke-green flowers you forgot at her barbeque—good luck getting that back.
Go ahead. Click add to cart. I’ll wait…
Wasn’t that easy?
Now that you’ll be attending her 50th bash with the best possible present, here’s what you write on the card: Guess what? You’re 50. That’s right. You’ve elevated from queen to goddess status, which means you officially don’t have to take crap from anyone.
And if they don’t like it, they can f**k off!
I promise I won’t write this part in the book, so she’ll think you wrote it. I’m awesome like that. (Actually, I put it on the back of the print book. Sorry. I didn't know what else to write.)
***And to any woman turning 50 who has sh*tty family and friends who are too selfish to buy you this book, go ahead and buy it for yourself. You’ve made it this far, Goddess. You deserve it.
*** Praise for F**k Off, I'm 50***
- This book is totally rad! - Something we figured Molly Ringwald would say
- Buy it, or else I'll kill you and hide the body - The last person to see Jimmy Hoffa alive
- This book tastes better than butthole! - The author's unbiased dog
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Better World Books: West
Reno, NV, U.S.A.
AbeBooks seller since March 14, 2016
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Better World Books is a for-profit, socially conscious business and a global online bookseller that collects and sells new and used books online, matching each purchase with a book donation. Each sale generates funds for literacy and education initiatives in the U.S., the UK, and around the world. Since its launch in 2003, Better World Books has raised over $35 million for libraries and literacy, donated over 38 million books, and reused or recycled more than 475 million books.
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Better World Books Marketplace, Inc.
55742 Currant Road
Mishawaka, IN U.S.A. 46545
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