FIRST TIME UP
An Insider's Guide for New Composition InstructorsBy BROCK DETHIERUTAH STATE UNIVERSITY PRESS
Copyright © 2005 Utah State University Press
All right reserved.ISBN: 978-0-87421-620-2Contents
Acknowledgments..................................................................ixIntroduction.....................................................................xi1 Why You've Made the Right Choice..............................................12 Preparing.....................................................................223 Resources.....................................................................414 The First Day.................................................................535 Grading, Attendance, and Other Pains-in-the-Butt..............................636 What You Should Know About Theory (For Now)...................................827 Confident and Humble, and Other Contradictions We Live By.....................998 Avoiding Stress...............................................................1089 Nightmares....................................................................13410 Outside the Classroom.........................................................15511 Building Your Future..........................................................162The Last Word....................................................................172A Yes, You May...................................................................174B Motivation Through Metaphor....................................................177C Another Obnoxious Questionnaire................................................180D In Defense of Subjective Grading...............................................181E Teaching Academic Integrity....................................................186References.......................................................................202Index............................................................................206
Chapter One
WHY YOU'VE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE
It is time to give away the secret: teaching writing is fun. Donald M. Murray, A Writer Teaches Writing
I know, it's pretty cheesy to start a book with a line stolen from someone else's opener. You may think I'm just being lazy, but that isn't my only motivation. As a new composition teacher, you need to get used to borrowing, whether from veterans like me, founding fathers like Murray, or your officemate whose class ends just before yours begins. If you think you're going to do everything your own way, not follow anyone's footsteps, you'll blow fuses before you turn in your first set of grades. Teaching composition is, and as far as I can tell always has been, a cooperative venture: comp teachers share ideas across the hall, across the country, across generations. Give credit when you can, but always remember, in a very real sense, you are not alone.
Murray's quote may have pissed you off when you first read it. You may be nauseous from fear, frantic with last-minute preparations, panicked about everything you don't know. Murray's words may sound like sadistic gloating.
But they're true. Think about it. Although you may be new to the department, you probably already know, or know of, people who finished their graduate study years ago but stick around, teaching a course or two as an adjunct when they can. Most of them eventually move on-it's a rare department that will let adjuncts stay indefinitely. Some find "real" jobs that pay real money. Some go back to school. Some take the plunge to full-time writing. But they don't quit teaching comp because they're bored. People stick to it, come back to it from much better-paying jobs, because it's fascinating. And fun.
Administrators, students, and the job itself may create headaches and make it difficult for you to enjoy yourself. But that's why you bought this book. I wrote it to reduce the barriers and hassles and mysteries of the job, to help you get to the "fun" part as quickly as possible.
WHAT'S FUN ABOUT IT?
Getting the teaching rush. Adrenaline's a powerful drug with impressive effects. You may be sick, worn out, irritated, distracted, but when you walk into your classroom, even years after you've conquered your novice butterflies, you'll get a burst of energy that will carry you through. It may be hours before you remember, "Oh yeah, I barely slept last night." Unless you're unusual, you won't be nervous after a few months (or maybe years) of teaching, but you'll still get "up" for every class.
Being your own boss. In most places, you get to teach what you want. As Steven L. VanderStaay puts it, "Teachers are professionals in the sense that they are not so much told how to do their job as appointed to decide for themselves how best to do it" (96). You'll rarely teach more than twelve hours each week, and you'll control your other work hours: you'll determine when to grade papers, prepare for class, or have conferences, so you can ski or play Grand Theft Auto during the day and work until 2 a.m. if you want. Even if the writing program gives you a book or a syllabus and administrators observe you frequently, to a large extent, you'll be on your own. And that freedom gives you the opportunity to enjoy many other sources of fun, including:
Being creative. If you're a creative writer, you may worry that you have to shelve your creativity while you teach your expository writing classes. But teaching a good comp course requires as much creativity as writing a short story, and few activities produce more and better writing. Writing teachers should write as much as they have time for, in front of students and on their own, both to sharpen their own skills and to make fresh and personal the frustrations and triumphs that their students are experiencing. Teachers who have never thought of themselves as "creative" soon find themselves coming up with clever, original ideas for almost every class. How can you interest your students in punctuation? How can you help a young writer develop an anecdote into an essay?
Answering such questions daily can make even your subconscious creative. In the midst of working on this book, I had a teaching anxiety dream (yes, even veterans get them). This one had all the elements: I had forgotten the class-an American lit survey; I couldn't get to my office; I couldn't find the classroom; students jammed the halls; I hadn't ordered the books. But even in the nightmare, I thought like a creative teacher-I figured we'd read James Fenimore Cooper's The Pioneers first, and I'd explain to my class that I hadn't ordered the book because it was so readily available in so many editions that I decided to let them save money and buy an old copy wherever they could.
Peeking into other lives. Yes, writing teachers are voyeurs. Benevolent voyeurs. We witness the inner workings of minds at one of the great transitional moments of life. We watch as writers discover that their parents' divorce actually improved their lives, that the religion they grew up with doesn't work for them any more, that the gun control debate has two rational sides, that they really are as smart as "kids" half their age. We're bystanders, and sometimes coaches, as students plan their futures and make sense of the lives they've led.
And what fascinating lives to peer into! Do you remember what you were like at eighteen, nineteen, twenty? Or when you went back to school after years at home or on the job? It's a time of rapid, radical change, and comp teachers get to sit in the bleachers, cheer, and sometimes affect this tumultuous race toward maturity. If you're a people watcher, there's no better vantage point.
Learning. If you've gotten this far in the educational system, you probably enjoy learning, not because you get to become some kind of "better person" in the abstract, but because you enjoy doing things you've never done and being places you've never been. You may think that, because you're a teacher, your learning will be limited to pedagogy, but with an enthusiastic student guide, you can imagine yourself as an archaeologist, a computer programmer, an Olympic skier. If you let students choose their own topics, you may learn from a single stack of papers what it takes to be a good cheerleader, how to spike your dirtbike tires to race on ice, and how it feels to be gay in a fundamentalist household. If you respond to that first stack with "Who gives a shit?," you're probably in the wrong business. When most of your dinner conversations start with "I had this student paper on ...," you're hooked.
Continuously improving. You can always get better as a writer or teacher. We never completely figure out either activity. That can be a frustrating fact for people determined to master their art, but it's also a major attraction of what we do. No two classes, courses, or activities are identical. It's always new, and we can always improve.
I'm not big on setting goals; instead, I like to work in particular directions. Students can advance during a semester in so many different ways-in their ability to articulate complex concepts or use lists or write with sophisticated syntax or learn where commas go. I'm happy to help students advance on any number of fronts, just as I'm trying to learn in a dozen directions at any one time myself.
In business, the old concepts of benchmarks and goals have largely been replaced by continuous improvement-constant monitoring of and tinkering with the system to improve it. Don't imagine that all your students will reach a particular level. Just be happy if they all advance.
Helping. Many in our current political and social climate view altruism as a weakness of suckers and bleeding hearts, and some new teachers seem genuinely embarrassed to say, "I want to help people." But that desire motivates every teacher to some degree. Teaching comp provides opportunities to get a kick out of helping people on every level, from being the first friendly, personal face that new college students see, to making a student's day by responding sympathetically to a computer disaster story, to helping a student get over a lifetime hang-up about semicolons. Our job offers plenty of thanks, if we listen for them and learn how to hear them.
Teaching something useful. Our expertise is practical and universally applicable, and it will never become obsolete. With slight twists in our life stories, some of us could have ended up teaching Greek architecture or calculus, and no doubt we would have derived much teacher satisfaction from those other subjects. But because our subject is one of those "basics" that people think everyone else should return to, we don't need to worry about whether composition will go out of fashion or whether the need for our services will suddenly disappear or whether we're teaching something so arcane our students will never use it unless they end up as teachers themselves. There's plenty to ponder when embarking on a career in composition, but you don't need to worry about the importance of the subject.
Enjoying power. I'm particularly drawn to people in our profession because so many of them are peace-loving, anti-authoritarian sensitive feminists who would never think of using power as some of our predecessors did-to get sex or favors from their students. But that doesn't mean we have to hate power. In fact, the attractiveness of power may be one of the biggest surprises for new comp teachers. Some people hate the dictatorial, illegitimate uses of power so much that they may not have considered the benevolent, fun ways they can use power. When you set firm guidelines and deadlines for the first paper, you may be amazed that students don't rise up and revolt. Unless your rules are outrageous or you draw a particularly unfortunate group of students, few will complain. They will accept your power and your use of it, and in the long run they will be glad that you used your authority to motivate their self-discipline. And when a student emails to tell you that the resum or "statement of purpose" essay "worked," got the job or the acceptance, or your insights on how to play the system were accurate, you'll be glad for the power you have.
Having an effect. Power can get students to do the work, but only power used wisely and well can produce the kinds of effects we want to have. Few things are more gratifying than a student's saying with astonishment, "I didn't know I could do that." When you see students' attitudes and writing and even colon use changing, you will get a sense of efficacy that is one of the main antidotes to burnout ... and it will in turn make you an even more effective teacher (McLeod 117). And, yes, it's fun.
Enjoying the variety. Teaching writing is seldom dull. Well, sure, if you spend more than five minutes lecturing about punctuation, your students will nod off and so will you. And if you assign paper topics, you will get bored with those subjects. But in general, the work of the composition teacher defies generalizations. Whenever the pundits make sweeping claims about "young people today," we know the limits of the claim, and exceptions spring to mind. Whatever succeeded last semester or last period may well flop today. The work we do on any particular day is as varied as the individuals in our classes and unique as the writing those individuals produce.
Of course, you need to keep your eyes and ears open to capture all the interesting moments that keep us awake and amused-the snatch of conversation between the classmates starting to flirt, the priceless malapropism, the shift in a paper that signals a major revision of perspective, the student story that will come to define your thinking about anorexia or the Piltdown man. As long as you maintain your own curiosity, composition will retain its fascination.
Bonding with peers. Camaraderie may be the most alluring and addicting aspect of the comp teacher's job. An unusual and powerful bond develops when you wander, punchy and bleary, into your neighbor's office after you've both survived a day of three classes or twenty-seven conferences. Or when you suggest just the right activity when your office mate rushes in, frantic for ideas, ten minutes before class. Or when you spend two hours and $10 of beer money grousing about the student who won't shut up or the class that won't talk.
I was intensely grateful for this community of the trenches during my twenty-plus years as an adjunct, and I miss it now that I'm a faculty member, a "real person" with a private, semi-permanent office on the first floor. I don't romanticize the comp slave's life enough to return, at age fifty-two, to the fourth floor and a four/four load. But I do know what I've lost, and the casual professional respect of my current peers does not make up for it. Some of the relationships developed in the comp ghetto survive; most evaporated as we went our separate ways. But for a semester or a decade, they were intense, meaningful, and real, and I would not willingly lose the memories of climbing the stairs into the composition attic, feeling the way many people do when entering their favorite bar or club.
If you're lucky in your first year or two, you may develop a close relationship with someone who doesn't live in the trenches-a "real" professor, perhaps one of the writing program administrators. Such relationships can be tricky, because you may have to shift roles almost instantly, from talking like equals at lunch, to becoming a staff member again when your boss runs the staff meeting, to regressing to "student" in a class you're taking from your professor friend. But if you're careful about observing the boundaries of each different pair of roles, a personal relationship with someone further up the hierarchy can be rewarding for both of you-and can be a major asset in your career advancement. (See "Mentors" in Chapter 3.)
Creating a writing community. We create our own microworld in our classes, and it can be profoundly gratifying if that world is more friendly, cooperative, and creative than the "real" one. Many people invest considerable time in building such a community (see Chapter 4), and I've seen some new graduate instructors ready to burst with pride when relating how their collection of twenty-two first-year students became a supportive, productive, caring group, able to mix work and fun, respectful of each other, their teacher, and writing in general. Students who learn the joys of writing and of talking about writing in such communities will seek out similar experiences in the future ... and form other writing groups.
Reveling in favorite things. Many teachers feel guilty if they let their life creep into their classroom. But whatever your passions-Romantic poetry, mystery novels, The Simpsons, black-and-white photography-you can productively bring them into the comp classroom. Don't create an intellectual wall between your classroom and the rest of your life. (See Chapter 11.) You won't necessarily share the love poems you're writing to your latest crush or your thesis on Anthony Trollope. But don't rule it out. Look for connections, relevancies. Students love enthusiastic teachers, so if you can increase your classroom enthusiasm by including Trollope, maybe you can wake students up, and maybe you can find a way to use his prose to talk about style. I wrote a whole book-From Dylan to Donne-about my habit of bringing music into my classes; maybe the pedagogical uses of your passions deserves a book too.
Ironically, the trickiest enthusiasms to bring into your composition classroom may be ones most closely related to the class topic-journalism and "creative writing" for instance. Both of these siblings of composition have much to teach us. If fiction, for instance, is your passion, you may well find that you can use both the analytical and the creative tools of fiction writing to great advantage in a composition course. The problem is remembering that few of your students will ever write a short story. So, fun and enlightening as they may be, the techniques of fiction writing deserve a place in a comp class only if they advance the goals of composition. It is easy to get lost in the enticements of the activity and forget that it needs to be fun and meaningful.
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