Final Remains (Paperback)
James Auld
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Add to basketPaperback. They died sixty-three miles into the best day of their lives.Jack Maxton-tall, blond, PhD-holding smart-ass-picks up his adopted little brother Nate from prison with a gift: a brand-new Indian Super Chief motorcycle and a cross-country road trip to celebrate freedom. Two brothers. Two bikes. Open highway. Cold beers at the other end.Then an 18-wheeler turns Highway 89 into a slaughterhouse.Dead? Absolutely. Done? Not even close.They wake up in a morgue run by Farnsworth-a chipper British "case manager" from the wrong side of eternity-who rebuilds them in stronger, faster, demon-detecting bodies and hands them a job description from Hell. Literally. Hunt the entities hiding behind corporate logos, Armani suits, and surgical scrubs. Expose the nightmare. Send every last hell-spawn screaming back through the hole it crawled out of. Try not to get decapitated again.But Farnsworth's deal isn't what it seems. And the conspiracy Jack and Nate uncover in San Francisco-a demonic torture operation so depraved it makes actual Hell look like a corporate retreat-will test everything they are. Their brotherhood. Their faith. Their sanity. And the uncomfortable truth that the "good guys" might have been playing them from the start.From blood-soaked Chinatown alleys to neon-drenched strip-club exorcisms, from abandoned mountain diners to a medical center basement where the screaming never stops, Jack and Nate-along with the fierce Tabby and the brilliant Curt-form the Knights Errant M/C and carve a path of shotgun justice, improvised holy relics, and snark sharp enough to shave a demon's horns.Fair warning: underneath all the blood and profanity, these two idiot bros actually love each other. It's disgusting. You'll probably cry. Don't say we didn't warn you.A 21st-century Faustian biker bromance that collides with urban fantasy, grindhouse horror, and high-octane action-slinging the kind of gallows humor that would make Deadpool blush.This book is for you if: You like your demons terrifying and your heroes foul-mouthedYou think "heartfelt brotherly moment" and "decapitation by 18-wheeler" can coexist in the same bookYou've ever teared up during Supernatural and immediately pretended you didn'tYou want action, horror, humor, AND characters you actually give a damn aboutImagine the quick-wit chaos of Good Omens, the back-alley magic of Constantine, the brotherhood-in-leather vibe of Sons of Anarchy, and the monster-of-the-week momentum of Supernatural, all filtered through the hardboiled snark of The Dresden Files.500 pages of full-throttle demon-hunting mayhem. Graphic violence, adult language, and one honest shot of hope.Book One in the Darkest Roads series. Book Two-Hell Drift-coming soon. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our Sydney, NSW warehouse or from our UK or US warehouse, depending on stock availability.
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They died sixty-three miles into the best day of their lives.
Jack Maxton-tall, blond, PhD-holding smart-ass-picks up his adopted little brother Nate from prison with a gift: a brand-new Indian Super Chief motorcycle and a cross-country road trip to celebrate freedom. Two brothers. Two bikes. Open highway. Cold beers at the other end.
Then an 18-wheeler turns Highway 89 into a slaughterhouse.
Dead? Absolutely. Done? Not even close.
They wake up in a morgue run by Farnsworth-a chipper British "case manager" from the wrong side of eternity-who rebuilds them in stronger, faster, demon-detecting bodies and hands them a job description from Hell. Literally. Hunt the entities hiding behind corporate logos, Armani suits, and surgical scrubs. Expose the nightmare. Send every last hell-spawn screaming back through the hole it crawled out of. Try not to get decapitated again.
But Farnsworth's deal isn't what it seems. And the conspiracy Jack and Nate uncover in San Francisco-a demonic torture operation so depraved it makes actual Hell look like a corporate retreat-will test everything they are. Their brotherhood. Their faith. Their sanity. And the uncomfortable truth that the "good guys" might have been playing them from the start.
From blood-soaked Chinatown alleys to neon-drenched strip-club exorcisms, from abandoned mountain diners to a medical center basement where the screaming never stops, Jack and Nate-along with the fierce Tabby and the brilliant Curt-form the Knights Errant M/C and carve a path of shotgun justice, improvised holy relics, and snark sharp enough to shave a demon's horns.
Fair warning: underneath all the blood and profanity, these two idiot bros actually love each other. It's disgusting. You'll probably cry. Don't say we didn't warn you.
A 21st-century Faustian biker bromance that collides with urban fantasy, grindhouse horror, and high-octane action-slinging the kind of gallows humor that would make Deadpool blush.
This book is for you if:
Imagine the quick-wit chaos of Good Omens, the back-alley magic of Constantine, the brotherhood-in-leather vibe of Sons of Anarchy, and the monster-of-the-week momentum of Supernatural, all filtered through the hardboiled snark of The Dresden Files.
500 pages of full-throttle demon-hunting mayhem. Graphic violence, adult language, and one honest shot of hope.
Book One in the Darkest Roads series. Book Two-Hell Drift-coming soon.
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