The modern English congratulate themselves that their food is
rather good. It was not always so, they say, but the way we eat at home,
the standard of our restaurants and the variety of foods available in our
shops have been revolutionized. The national palate is, they claim,
becoming more 'discerning'.
It is all nonsense. Just look at what is eaten daily in homes,
restaurants, offices, hospitals, schools, airports, planes, and on beaches
and pavements. This daily food is not good - it is awful. The English food
of old was dull and insular, but at least there was an abundance of
butchers and fishmongers with locally produced food, and English women
shopped at them and cooked thrice-daily meals, which their families sat
down to eat together.
There are more exotic ingredients in the shops, and there are a few good,
expensive restaurants. There is also a plethora of second-rate industrial
cheeses, meats and vegetables, and third-rate takeaways, fast-food outlets
and formulaic 'Indians' and Chinese.
We now see a refusal to make the daily effort necessary for good meals, the
turning of eating into an excuse for showing off, and the relentless pusuit
of novelty and celebrity. The bad old traits coexist with these new ones.
The English at Table documents the awfulness of English food and the
shallowness of English food culture and media comment.
The English at Table is illustrated by The Spectator's cartoon editor,
Michael Heath.
MOST SALUTARY FOOD BOOK OF THE YEAR The English at Table by Digby Anderson. Everyone should read it.
-- Fay Maschler, evening Standard
The English at Table is very funny. -- Diane Purkiss, Daily Telegraph
This book is extremely funny. Like all books that make you laugh
a lot, it is also extremely serious. -- Charles Moore
This book reads like it is written by a monster.
-- Leading English Food Publisher