Dunkerleys
Howard Spring
Sold by Crappy Old Books, Barry, United Kingdom
AbeBooks Seller since 6 February 2025
Used - Soft cover
Condition: Used - Good
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Quantity: 1 available
Add to basketSold by Crappy Old Books, Barry, United Kingdom
AbeBooks Seller since 6 February 2025
Condition: Used - Good
Quantity: 1 available
Add to basketStep right up, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes on "Dunkerleys" by the illustrious Howard Spring, a literary tome that, much like a fine wine left unattended at a picnic, has developed an unexpected bouquet of eccentricity over the years. Published in 1966 by the ever-so-reliable Fontana Books, this novel is a whimsical dive into a world that may or may not resemble the actual world, leaving readers to ponder whether they?ve stumbled into a literary Dadaist art installation instead of a coherent narrative. Now, what does one expect when settling down with "Dunkerleys"? You may anticipate a gripping tale of intrigue, a riveting exploration of character, or perhaps a narrative so tightly woven that it leaves you gasping for air. But how naïve! Instead, prepare yourself for a delightful jaunt through the peculiarities of life, relationships, and the oddities that bind us. Picture characters so quirkily drawn that you might suspect they?ve stepped off the pages of a Victorian sketchbook, complete with top hats, monocles, and a tendency to recite poetry at inappropriate moments. Our author, Howard Spring, seems to have made it his mission to turn the mundane into the magnificent?or perhaps merely the ludicrous. With a keen eye for the absurdity of everyday life, he presents us with a veritable buffet of eccentric characters and bizarre situations that may or may not reflect actual human behaviour. Who needs realism when you can have a surreal parade of misfits and oddballs, each more outlandish than the last? The Dunkerleys family, after all, is not your typical collection of run-of-the-mill relatives; they?re more akin to a circus troupe, complete with all the chaos and charm that entails. As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself enchanted by the following elements, each more bewildering than the last: A family dog that appears to have more personality than several characters combined. A tea party that devolves into an impromptu debate on the philosophy of cheese. An aunt who insists on wearing a hat made entirely of fruit?yes, you read that right. Conversations that sound suspiciously like a game of verbal tennis, with no clear winner in sight. Events that seem to defy the laws of time and space, all while remaining delightfully British. Condition: Good . This book has weathered the years with the charm of a well-loved sweater, featuring dog-eared pages, the occasional scribble in the margins, and perhaps a lingering scent of Earl Grey tea. It?s the kind of book that makes you feel like you?ve borrowed a beloved tome from a friend?s eccentric great-aunt, who insists on telling you the backstory of every stain. Think of it as your own personal time capsule, preserving the whimsical spirit of the 1960s for your reading pleasure. As you immerse yourself in "Dunkerleys," don?t be alarmed if you find your chuckles turning to guffaws or your raised eyebrows becoming a permanent fixture. This is not merely a book; it is a veritable rollercoaster ride through the idiosyncrasies of life. Howard Spring?s peculiar brand of humour transcends the ordinary, inviting you to join the ranks of those who find joy in the absurd. Readers beware: after experiencing the Dunkerleys, you may never be able to look at a family gathering the same way again. So, if you?re in the mood for a whimsical jaunt through the enchantingly bizarre, look no further. "Dunkerleys" awaits, ready to pull you into its peculiar embrace. Just remember, it?s sold by Crappy Old Books for a reason?this delightful oddity is bound to become a favourite conversation starter at your next tea party, or perhaps that event you awkwardly call a family reunion.
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