Drop Dead Gorgeous by Jennifer Skully released on Mar 28, 2006 is available now for purchase.

Drop Dead Gorgeous

By Jennifer Skully

HQN Books

Copyright © 2006 Jennifer Skully
All right reserved.
ISBN: 0373771045

MADISON O'DONNELL loved a lot of things. Chocolate

peanut butter cups and hot dogs with extra mustard. The treasures she found on her once-a-month rounds of the Saturday garage sales with her mother. A good mystery, a great romance and erotic videos. She loved telling clients she'd cut her boss into pieces and stuffed his body parts into the bottom drawer of her filing cabinet. It made them smile, and goodness knew people needed a smile when faced with a tax consultation early in the morning. Madison loved to make people smile. She loved her wavy titian hair — the word red would simply never do. She loved her three older brothers, her mother and her mother's sugar-n-lemon pancakes.

Yes, Madison "loved," but she'd never been "in love," and falling in love was something she absolutely had to do before she turned twenty-eight. Which meant she had only fifteen days left to achieve that nearly impossible goal before it was too late.

But fall in love with whom? After pondering the question the entire day, Madison still hadn't a clue.

T. Laurence Hobbs, her staid yet adorable boss, entered her cube, and blew her musings to the winds. On the other side of her cubicle, fingers tapped ditties on keyboards and ten-key adding machines and the low rumble of voices drifted through the six-foot partitions. The phone rang on the desk in front of her. T. Larry — a nickname she loved and he'd endured with long-suffering sighs over the seven years he'd employed her — harrumphed when her hand went automatically to the receiver. Choosing the phone over him, Madison swung her chair, put her back to him and answered with a chipper smile.

"Carpal, Tunnel and Syndrome. Mr. Hobbs's office." Spoken fast and slurred, the client wouldn't understand the play on words, which should have been Carp, Alta and Hobbs, CPAs. T. Larry would know, though. His frown jabbed her between the shoulder blades, and her smile widened. She loved teasing him.

"Hey, beautiful, what are you doing?"

She didn't recognize the voice on the other end, but hanging up on anyone calling her beautiful was inconceivable. A nice voice, sexy, deep. The perfect voice for phone sex lite. Who was it? She could have asked, but relished figuring out his identity on her own.

Hoping for a clue, she said, "Just waiting for your call."

At her back, T. Larry puffed like a fire-breathing dragon.

"What are you wearing?"

Jim? He'd always wanted to know the color of her panties. Though he'd never asked over the phone. Ooh.

"Something red and lacy."

T. Larry broke into a spasm of coughing, recovering before she had to turn around and pound his back.

"You're driving me crazy, how was your day, did you think of me?" was said as one purring sentence, as if her mystery man had only one thought on his mind.

Not Jim, the voice was too tempting. Not Matthew, either, since he'd broken it off at the beginning of May, over a month ago. Unless he'd decided he'd made a mistake. She was willing to forgive just to find out if she could have fallen in love with him given more time. Hmm, what was the best way to play this? "I can't say I did think of you today."

"I'm wounded. Make it up to me by having dinner with me." A touch of laughter laced the deep voice. Matthew, for sure. He had a quirky sense of humor, a thick skin, and it was just like him to forget he'd snapped her in two like a twig.

It had taken her a whole day to get over it. Still, "Don't you think we ought to talk about what happened first?"

T. Larry cleared his throat, then his arm slid into her line of sight, the finger of his other hand tapping the face of his watch. Five minutes to five, she was still on his time.

Matthew went on. "Let's talk about it over champagne and veal picatta."

Veal? She couldn't bear to think about those poor calves stuck in pens and slaughtered like... Madison shoved T. Larry's arm away. "I'd love to have dinner, but I've got to catch the 5:20 train home, and my brother Patrick's picking me up —"

"Your brother?"

" — and it's too late to tell him I won't be on it." Besides, she shouldn't have dinner with her former beau at all without first discussing that goodbye. "So call me tonight, Matthew."

"Matthew?" A quizzical tone, probably raised eyebrows, too. Oops, she'd put her foot in it. She was always doing that. "My name's not Matthew. Is this Kim?"

With only fifteen days left until her birthday, she was beyond the usual embarrassment. "I'm Madison."

He laughed, a lovely full laugh that must have come straight from his belly. "I'm really sorry. I thought —"

"And I thought —"

"So what are you doing tonight?" A deep breath, a smile still in his wonderful voice. "How about dinner?"

Madison laughed with him. "You don't even know me."

"You're Madison. I'm Richard."

"Nice to meet you, Richard, but I still can't have dinner with you tonight."

"I know. Your brother's picking you up from the 5:20 train."

T. Larry knocked the back of her chair with his knee. She waved a dismissive hand and plugged a finger in her ear.

"How about tomorrow?" Richard pushed.

Friday. She was free. He really did have an amazing voice. Madison was never one to dismiss coincidence. Coincidence was destiny patting you on the back. Especially with her birthday bearing down like an avalanche. Twenty-eight. What if she never knew what it was like to fall in love? What if Richard was The One, her destiny?

"Okay, I'll have dinner with you tomorrow." She bit her lip to keep the excitement from bubbling over. "But no veal." Then she told him what she looked like so the man of her dreams could recognize her across a crowded restaurant.

GOOD GOD. Laurence adjusted his glasses. Madison O'Donnell had just told a complete stranger the color and texture of her underwear. With the whole office listening on the other side of her cubicle walls. Then she'd made a date with the man.

Unbelievable. Unimaginable. But then Madison always did and said the unthinkable. She wasn't quite...normal.

Yet T. Laurence Hobbs found himself hopelessly fascinated.

Of course, he'd never act on it. She was his secretary, and as such, she deserved better than office ogling or unwanted advances. Besides, he was ten years her senior in actual years and probably twenty in demeanor. No one had ever called Laurence young at heart. Not even when he was young. On the other hand, the term had been coined for Madison. He couldn't hope to keep up with a woman like her. She would exhaust an Olympiad.

She smiled sweetly then, replaced the receiver and turned to him, all even white teeth and red lips. "That wasn't Matthew."

"I gathered." He'd heard about Matthew, who'd dumped her for a blonde with at least six inches on Madison's five-foot-two and two additional letters in bra size. He'd seen the woman, and Madison was mouthwatering in comparison.

He caught himself before he accidentally ogled and steamed up his glasses or offended Madison.

She began shutting down her computer. Two minutes to five, she always left on the dot, her train wouldn't wait. She was ever conscientious about not keeping her brothers waiting, a trait Laurence admired.

"His name is Richard," Madison said, flipping off the desk lamp. "He mistook my voice for someone named Kim."

"I gathered that, too."

She stopped in mid-mouse stroke and settled her brilliant green gaze on him. "Is that a note of displeasure? I'll stay five minutes extra tomorrow night to make up for the call."

She'd have time, too, since she was meeting Richard at six o'clock in a nearby restaurant — Laurence had eavesdropped on the entire call. It wasn't the five minutes that bothered him. "What would your brothers say if they knew you were having dinner with a man you've never met? Not to mention your mother?"

"They'd say I was sensible for choosing a public place." Madison always had an answer.

"They'd be appalled you didn't even ask his last name." She tilted her head, giving his comment consideration. "I suppose I should have asked. I could have Googled him." Then she flashed a smile. "But a little mystery is much more exciting."

"It's foolhardy."

She turned back to the computer. "Girls just want to have fun, T. Larry."

He'd realized one month after hiring her that she'd never call him Laurence like a normal person. He'd gotten over it. He hadn't, however, gotten over her perky attitude that never wore down. Someone had probably gotten the idea for the Energizer Bunny Rabbit while observing Madison.

"You can't go out with strangers just because it's fun." The thought of Madison alone at the mercy of some maniac parched his throat.

The men she chose to date — which she was never shy to talk about — were frightful. Fickle Matthew, interested-in-only-one-thing Jim and a host of others with equally unappealing qualities, none of whom were worthy of her radiance. She needed someone stable, responsible, someone older, with worldly experience. Fun should be the lowest on the list of traits one looked for.

She pointed her mechanical pencil at him. "You need to learn how to have fun. Maybe along the way, you'll even find the future Mrs. Hobbs."

He was abruptly aware of thin cubicle walls. They didn't dampen an iota of sound. No one, except Madison, left Carp, Alta and Hobbs at five o'clock. There were always audits to perform, tax forms to prepare and clients to advise. That meant every one of his thirteen staff members not at a client's — he hoped they were all creating billable hours — could hear this suddenly delicate conversation.

The inside office area was one large space separated into smaller cubes by the cloth and pressboard dividers while the manager and partner offices ringed the bull pen. Laurence considered directing Madison into his office a few short paces along the hall as around them collective breaths held and ears tensed. Phone ringers went dead and cell phone chatter ceased.

Dragging his secretary into his office at the end of the workday was not an option. Madison's reputation was of the utmost importance.

Laurence lowered his voice. "I know how to have fun. And I'm doing quite well in my search for the future Mrs. Hobbs, thank you very much."

Opening the bottom drawer of her desk, Madison hauled out an immense purse, perched it on her lap and rummaged. "If you're doing so well, why hasn't Alison called for two weeks?"

"Alison didn't —" Why was he letting her get away with an invasion of his private life? He didn't need to explain that Alison was consistently tardy for dates by at least half an hour. He wanted a wife who would teach his children good manners. He'd dated semi-regularly, looking for the right woman. He'd even had a few fairly serious relationships, but for some reason, he hadn't been quite ready for marriage to any of them. Maybe Madison was on to something. He wasn't searching as earnestly as he should be. There was always one more step in his career to take or one trait he couldn't accept in a woman. But those musings were for another time.

"We were talking about you and...Richard." The man should shorten it to Dick. That would suit him better. "Meeting someone like this is dangerous."

Hands still inside the purse, Madison cocked her head to stare up at him. "It's not like I'm going to sleep with him."

Thank God, he thought, until her next revelation. "I'm going to marry him."

Continues...

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