Double Snaps
Language: English
Published by Harper Perennial January 1995, 1995
Series: Book 2 of 4 - Snaps
- Softcover
- Used
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- Title
- Double Snaps
- Author
- James Percelay
- Publisher
- Harper Perennial January 1995
- Publication year
- 1995
- Condition
- Used - Good
- Binding
- Trade Paperback
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 0688140114
- ISBN 13
- 9780688140113
- Series
- Book 2 of 4: Snaps
- Seller catalogs
- Humour
Double Warning. Even more explicit snaps than in the first book. Definately not for the easily offended.
Your mother is so hairy, you could sell her as a Chia Pet.
Your father is so stupid, he saw a sign that said wet floor
, so he took a piss.
Your sister is so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium.
Your mother is so fat, she can do the wave
by herself.
Your mother is so fat, when she goes to the beach kids yell, "Free Willy! Free Willy!"
You're so ugly, your parents rent out your baby videos for horror films.
You're so White
, you think Malcolm X's name is Malcolm the tenth.
Your mother's breath is so bad, she sucks on Odor-Eaters.
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From the Back Cover
Double Warning. Even more explicit snaps than in the first book. Definately not for the easily offended.
Your mother is so hairy, you could sell her as a Chia Pet.Your father is so stupid, he saw a sign that said wet floor, so he took a piss.
Your sister is so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium.
Your mother is so fat, she can do the wave by herself.
Your mother is so fat, when she goes to the beach kids yell, "Free Willy! Free Willy!"
You're so ugly, your parents rent out your baby videos for horror films.
You're so White, you think Malcolm X's name is Malcolm the tenth.
Your mother's breath is so bad, she sucks on Odor-Eaters.
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