Donkey (Paperback)
Abbey Foxx
Sold by CitiRetail, Stevenage, United Kingdom
AbeBooks Seller since 29 June 2022
New - Soft cover
Condition: New
Ships from United Kingdom to U.S.A.
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Add to basketSold by CitiRetail, Stevenage, United Kingdom
AbeBooks Seller since 29 June 2022
Condition: New
Quantity: 1 available
Add to basketPaperback. Such a huge prick. Tilly - They call him The Donkey because of the size of his dick. I call him it because he's a complete and total ass. I hate Landon Maddox with a passion, and I haven't even met him yet. Underwear model, star quarterback, arrogant, muscle-headed prick. I never wanted a stepbrother in the first place, and now I have one that thinks he's a God. Seriously. If his most famous asset isn't beaming down at me from billboard posters all over the city, he's spread across the front pages of every single newspaper, always for the wrong reasons. Landon Maddox is everywhere I look, and now I have to spend the next seven days with him for real, squashed into a tiny cottage in the middle of nowhere. I'm not even kidding. Family vacation with the man I spend my lifetime trying to avoid. Getting to know the enemy with nowhere left to escape. That's not the worse thing either. Apparently there aren't enough bedrooms for us all, which means The Donkey and I have to share. Me and The Donkey in the same room together for a week? With that thing between his legs? Now I know I'm definitely going to scream. Landon - There are two things I do better than anyone else on this planet - play football and please women - and right now I can't do either of them. One more front page headline that's not about football and my career is dead in the water. As of now, I'm officially sworn off it. Landon Maddox is out of the game. No more late nights, no more bad behavior and definitely no more bed-hopping, until Coach says I can prove otherwise. This vacation was his idea. One week in the middle of nowhere to keep myself out of trouble. No cell phone signal, no distractions and absolutely nothing to tempt me. Maybe it's just what I need to take my mind off it. I mean, what can possibly go wrong? I'm here with my family after all. Donkey is an 80,000 word secret baby, stepbrother sports romance light on the sports and heavy on the steam! This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.
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