GET D!RTYNext time you're traveling or just chattin' in German with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including:
-Cool slang
-Funny insults
-Explicit sex terms
-Raw swear words Dirty German teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Germany:
-What's up?
Wie geht's? -I'm smashed.
Ich bin total angeschickert. -Fuckin' Munich fans.
Scheiß München Fans. -That shit reeks.
Das riecht aber übel. -I wanna shag ass.
Ich will abhauen. -What a complete asshole.
Was für ein Arschloch. -Dude, you're built like Arnold!
Mensch, du bist der Arnie!
Daniel Chaffey holds an MA degree in German Studies. He also taught and studied in Germany as a Fulbright Teaching Associate and bartender. He lives in San Francisco, CA.