Book of Excuses: Why You Need New Golf Clubs, Etc.: Hilarious Justifications for Upgrading Your Golf Gear (Because It's Definitely the Clubs, Not You)
Language: English
Published by Independently published, 2025
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- Title
- Book of Excuses: Why You Need New Golf Clubs, Etc.: Hilarious Justifications for Upgrading Your Golf Gear (Because It's Definitely the Clubs, Not You)
- Author
- Reodique, Arne
- Publisher
- Independently published
- Publication year
- 2025
- Condition
- New
- Binding
- Soft cover
- Language
- English
- ISBN 13
- 9798315443100
- Series
- Book 2 of 3: Book Of Excuses Golf Edition
Book of Excuses – Why You Need New Golf Clubs, Etc.
Hilarious Justifications for Upgrading Your Golf Gear (Because It’s Definitely the Clubs, Not You)From outrageously hilarious to shockingly convincing, the Book of Excuses is your trusty companion for justifying every golf equipment upgrade. Whether you’re eyeing that brand-new driver, blaming your irons for a shanked shot, or convincing your spouse that your putter is definitely defective, this book has the perfect excuse for you.
This is part of the Book of Excuses: Golf Edition series, and this volume is dedicated to one critical mission—helping you rationalize every club, ball, or gadget purchase like a pro.
HOW TO USE:
STEP 1 – Hold the book in your hands. Feel the undeniable power of excuses at your fingertips.
STEP 2 – Close your eyes and think of your latest gear dilemma.
STEP 3 – Flip to a random page. Trust in fate (or your credit card limit—both work).
STEP 4 – Read your excuse aloud with confidence. Bonus points if your golf buddies nod in agreement.
Use with caution—some excuses are pure genius, while others may require a straight face and selective memory when questioned later.
EXCUSE EXAMPLE:
"My 7-iron’s got altiphobia—fear of heights. Every shot stays low like it’s hugging the ground, refusing to soar like it should."
(See? It’s definitely time for a new one.)
WHAT'S INSIDE?
- A hilarious collection of golf gear excuses – Blame your driver, putter, irons, wedges, or even the golf ball—it’s never your fault.
- Perfect justification strategies – Use them to get your buddies, spouse, or even yourself on board with that upgrade.
- Part of the Book of Excuses: Golf Edition series – Collect them all for every golf-related predicament!
WHO IS THIS BOOK FOR?
- The perfect gift for golfers – Great for dads, brothers, uncles, husbands, golf buddies, or any golfer who loves new gear.
- A hilarious gag gift or prank – Surprise your golf pals with a book full of excuses they wish they had thought of.
- A fun giveaway or tournament prize – Makes a great addition to golf events, charity raffles, or club competitions.
So go ahead—grab your copy today and never feel guilty about buying new clubs again!
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