How Not to Become a Grumpy Old Fart (Paperback)
Language: English
Published by Independently Published, 2026
- Softcover
- New
Seller: Grand Eagle Retail, Bensenville, IL, U.S.A.Grand Eagle Retail
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Condition: New
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Paperback. GRUMP MODE. ACTIVATING.No emergency. No crisis. Just a few stronger opinions, lower tolerance for nonsense, and a growing need to explain why things used to work better. "How Not to Become a Grumpy Old Fart" is the sharp, ridiculously relatable humor gift book for men who complain constantly, slow down never, and still think they're right about everything. If he's ever: Said "Back in my day" like he was giving official testimonyArgued with a thermostat, a printer, or a jarCorrected someone who was just trying to finish a sentenceTurned a minor inconvenience into a full public statementCalled himself "not grumpy" in a tone that proved otherwiseCongratulations. He's approaching full Grump Mode. This is not a self-help book. It's a grump prevention manual disguised as a hilarious gift. Inside you'll find: Spot-on aging humor that feels way too accurateWarning signs every man will recognize immediatelySharp observations about complaining, correcting, and always being rightThe perfect balance of sarcasm, truth, and still-kicking energyPerfect as a: Funny gift for men 50+, 60+, and beyondBirthday gift for dad, husband, brother, or friendFather's Day gift that actually gets laughsGag gift for men who "don't need anything" but definitely need thisPart of the Still Kicking SeriesBooks built for men who may be getting older - but have absolutely no intention of becoming easier to argue with.Don't overthink it. Add it to your cart, hand it over, and watch him laugh. then deny every single page. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…
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- Title
- How Not to Become a Grumpy Old Fart (Paperback)
- Author
- Still Kicking
- Publisher
- Independently Published
- Publication year
- 2026
- Condition
- new
- Binding
- Paperback
- Language
- English
- ISBN 13
- 9798196583049
- Series
- Book 6 of 10: Still Kicking Series
GRUMP MODE… ACTIVATING.
No emergency. No crisis. Just a few stronger opinions, lower tolerance for nonsense, and a growing need to explain why things used to work better. "How Not to Become a Grumpy Old Fart" is the sharp, ridiculously relatable humor gift book for men who complain constantly, slow down never, and still think they’re right about everything.
If he’s ever:
- Said “Back in my day” like he was giving official testimony
- Argued with a thermostat, a printer, or a jar
- Corrected someone who was just trying to finish a sentence
- Turned a minor inconvenience into a full public statement
- Called himself “not grumpy” in a tone that proved otherwise
Congratulations. He’s approaching full Grump Mode. This is not a self-help book. It’s a grump prevention manual disguised as a hilarious gift.
Inside you’ll find:
- Spot-on aging humor that feels way too accurate
- Warning signs every man will recognize immediately
- Sharp observations about complaining, correcting, and always being right
- The perfect balance of sarcasm, truth, and still-kicking energy
Perfect as a:
- Funny gift for men 50+, 60+, and beyond
- Birthday gift for dad, husband, brother, or friend
- Father’s Day gift that actually gets laughs
- Gag gift for men who “don’t need anything” but definitely need this
Part of the Still Kicking Series
Books built for men who may be getting older — but have absolutely no intention of becoming easier to argue with.
Don’t overthink it. Add it to your cart, hand it over, and watch him laugh… then deny every single page.
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Grand Eagle Retail
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