Basic Bitch (Paperback)
Language: English
Published by Independently Published, 2025
Series: Book 1 of 1 - Bitch Books
- Softcover
- New
Seller: CitiRetail, Stevenage, United KingdomCitiRetail
AbeBooks seller since June 29, 2022
Condition: New
£ 16.99
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Paperback. Basic Bitch is a collection of poems meant to lovingly parody - and secretly appreciate - the new wave of Instagrammable, quippy, overly simplistic poetry that somehow won our thirty-something hearts. Effie Spence turns the mundane into the maybe-profound, giving you bite-sized poems that are equal parts irony, honesty, and "wow. I've definitely posted that before."Each poem was written in about two minutes, which is exactly the point. This book is a practice in trusting the first thought, the messy instinct, the unpolished truth. It invites readers to laugh at themselves, question where they're overdoing it, and wonder why earnest vulnerability became our favorite aesthetic.Inside: a laugh, a joke, a sting of memory. Tiny poems trying to hold a world that can't be held - and melting your brain just a little bit in the process. Enjoy these snippets of ordinariness and find something surprisingly real.Share these words with a lover, your dog, the plant you killed because nature makes things look so easy, or a picture of your teenage self who thought life would be more glamorous by now.Embrace the ridiculous. Embrace the real. Embrace yourself.This book is great for: All genders & orientationsWitchesBitchesPeople who love good poetryPeople who love bad poetryPeople who pretend to read poetryYour bestieBreakups, birthdays, graduations, anniversariesValentine's Day, GALentine's Day, Mother's DayAnyone needing a funny, heartfelt, slightly feral giftAnyone who wants to look like they know how to readGet a copy (or seven) today - aesthetic, hilarious, relatable, and unreasonably giftable. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…
Seller Inventory # 9798843450755
- Title
- Basic Bitch (Paperback)
- Author
- Effie Spence
- Publisher
- Independently Published
- Publication year
- 2025
- Condition
- new
- Binding
- Paperback
- Language
- English
- ISBN 13
- 9798843450755
- Series
- Book 1 of 1: Bitch Books
Basic Bitch is a collection of poems meant to lovingly parody — and secretly appreciate — the new wave of Instagrammable, quippy, overly simplistic poetry that somehow won our thirty-something hearts. Effie Spence turns the mundane into the maybe-profound, giving you bite-sized poems that are equal parts irony, honesty, and “wow… I’ve definitely posted that before.”
Each poem was written in about two minutes, which is exactly the point. This book is a practice in trusting the first thought, the messy instinct, the unpolished truth. It invites readers to laugh at themselves, question where they’re overdoing it, and wonder why earnest vulnerability became our favorite aesthetic.
Inside: a laugh, a joke, a sting of memory. Tiny poems trying to hold a world that can’t be held — and melting your brain just a little bit in the process. Enjoy these snippets of ordinariness and find something surprisingly real.
Share these words with a lover, your dog, the plant you killed because nature makes things look so easy, or a picture of your teenage self who thought life would be more glamorous by now.
Embrace the ridiculous. Embrace the real. Embrace yourself.
This book is great for:
-
All genders & orientations
-
Witches
-
Bitches
-
People who love good poetry
-
People who love bad poetry
-
People who pretend to read poetry
-
Your bestie
-
Breakups, birthdays, graduations, anniversaries
-
Valentine’s Day, GALentine’s Day, Mother’s Day
-
Anyone needing a funny, heartfelt, slightly feral gift
-
Anyone who wants to look like they know how to read
Get a copy (or seven) today — aesthetic, hilarious, relatable, and unreasonably giftable.
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