BORED OF THE RINGS LATEST EDITION
Language: English
Published by Gollancz, 2011
- Hardcover
- New
Seller: Speedyhen, Hertfordshire, United KingdomSpeedyhen
AbeBooks seller since November 26, 2009
Condition: New
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- Title
- BORED OF THE RINGS LATEST EDITION
- Author
- LAMPOON THE HARVARD
- Publisher
- Gollancz
- Publication year
- 2011
- Condition
- NEW
- Binding
- Hardcover
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 0575099593
- ISBN 13
- 9780575099593
- Series
- Book 1 of 4: Cardboard Box of the Rings
Sometimes childish, sometimes rude, always clever and always very, very funny, this book has delighted most, and outraged a few, Tolkien fans in the US for more than 40 years.
Pulling in references to popular culture and fantasy literature as a whole, this is a killingly effective parody of THE LORD OF THE RINGS. From the dreary Goddamn (Gollum) to the feckless Arrowroot (Aragorn), the bungling Goodgulf (Gandalf) to the timid, mean-minded boggies Frito (Frodo) and Dildo (Bilbo), no character is safe. Fleeing the Nozdrul, bored by acid-casualty Tim Benzedrine and harassed throughout by the minions of Sorhed, the fellowship move through a Middle Earth like no other. Short, sharp and very much to the point, even Tolkien would be hard-pressed to surpress a giggle at BORED OF THE RINGS.
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Speedyhen
Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
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