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Terms of Sale
Subject to availability of items and verification by Seller of correct price and condition. Seller may, in his sole discretion, refuse to sell any item to any prospective buyer. Seller shall have the right to determine mode of payment and delivery which is normally by United States Post Office, at the expense of buyer and which requires a street address, not a P.O. Box number. Payment in advance is may be required for first time clients. We accept cash, money order and checks in US funds drawn on a US Bank. Credit card orders (Visa and MasterCard) are processed through Abebooks secure server or through PayPal. Please be aware that personal checks will be held for 10 business days prior to shipping item. Insured return by Postal Mail, UPS, or Express Mail within five days of receipt at Buyer's expense. If returned goods are lost or damaged, Buyer shall have the responsability to file on and collect said Insurance proceeds as his sole remedy. If good and verifiable funds are not received within ten days, Seller may, at his option, declare transaction null and void. Personal checks must be approved by Seller and must have social security number and date of birth of Payor for verification of payment of funds at Payor's bank. Facsimile copies of items remain the sole property of Seller, and may not be re-copied, and facsimile copies of items will not be provided to prospective customers, unless Seller, in his sole discretion chooses to do so. After sale of an item, Seller reserves the unconditional right to retain and use facsimiles of sold items. Any sale shall be considered a California contract and subject only to the laws of and the Jurisdiction of the State of California. Seller reserves the right to refuse to sell to foreign purchasers outside the USA and to residents of the State of California. Michael Lynn Books in not an open store and only sells on the internet. Michael Lynn 5725 Irvine Ave., North Hollywood,CA 91601 Phone 818 762 9393 mrlynn@adelphia.net

If you are a consumer you can withdraw from the contract in accordance with the following. Consumer means any natural person who is acting for purposes which are outside his trade, business, craft or profession.

Information regarding the right of withdrawal

Statutory right to withdraw

You have the right to withdraw from this contract within 14 days without giving any reason.

The withdrawal period will expire after 14 days from the day on which you acquire, or a third party other than the carrier and indicated by you acquires, physical possession of the last good or the last lot or piece.

To exercise the right of withdrawal, electronically fill in and submit a clear statement on our website, under "My Purchases" in "My Account". We will communicate to you an acknowledgement of receipt of such a withdrawal on a durable medium (e.g. by e-mail) without delay.

To meet the withdrawal deadline, it is sufficient for you to send your communication concerning your exercise of the right of withdrawal before the withdrawal period has expired.

Effects of withdrawal

If you withdraw from this contract, we will reimburse to you all payments received from you, including the costs of delivery (except for the supplementary costs arising if you chose a type of delivery other than the least expensive type of standard delivery offered by us).

We may make a deduction from the reimbursement for loss in value of any goods supplied, if the loss is the result of unnecessary handling by you.

We will make the reimbursement without undue delay, and not later than 14 days after the day on which we are informed about your decision to withdraw from this contract.

We will make the reimbursement using the same means of payment as you used for the initial transaction, unless you have expressly agreed otherwise; in any event, you will not incur any fees as a result of such reimbursement.

We may withhold reimbursement until we have received the goods back, or you have supplied evidence of having sent back the goods, whichever is the earliest.

You shall send back the goods or hand them over to L. Michael, North Hollywood, California, U.S.A., without undue delay and in any event not later than 14 days from the day on which you communicate your withdrawal from this contract to us. The deadline is met if you send back the goods before the period of 14 days has expired. You will have to bear the direct cost of returning the goods. You are only liable for any diminished value of the goods resulting from the handling other than what is necessary to establish the nature, characteristics and functioning of the goods.

Exceptions to the right of withdrawal

The right of withdrawal does not apply to:

1. The delivery of newspapers, journals or magazines with the exception of subscription contracts; and
2. The supply of digital content which is not supplied on a tangible medium (e.g. on a CD or DVD) if you accepted when you placed your order that we could start to deliver it, and that you could not withdraw once delivery had started.

Shipping costs are based on books weighing 2.2 LB, or 1 KG. If your book order is heavy or oversized, we may contact you to let you know extra shipping is required.