The Authorised Guide to Grunty Fen. This item is unavailable.The Authorised Guide to Grunty Fen

In the bleak comic wilderness of Grunty Fen, despite every effort by the authorities, a timeless way of life survives untarnished by progress and The Authorised Guide to Grunty Fen will tell you all you need to know. Learn about its variable history, ever-changing geography and unusual architecture. Every aspect of fen life from Potts’ Thick to brawn horns, from the Great Stink Pipe to competitive drain-rodding and the Imperial Rhubarb Mills is included. Currency, health, shopping and religion are copiously covered and there are vital warnings on how to deal with feral nuns, the dreaded green flux and a range of poisonous plants. And you can find out where and when to get the best out of a mandarin jelly. You need this book.