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Sometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words that you normally wouldn’t, such as the word “holy” and the word “shit.” Those times are rare and celebrated. Well, get your face hole ready, because this is one of those times: introducing The Alphabet of Manliness: Special Edition! 
 
If it’s a crime to be awesome, then I deserve three life sentences and the death penalty. This literary kick to the dick may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history.
 
The new edition includes:


   • “The Numbers of Manliness.”
   • A full-color insert
   • Corrections to typos!
 
I, Maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged sons of bitches out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to pick up a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted or busting balls alike.
 
If you can’t handle the punch to the colon I’m about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you’ll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.

This book features completely original humour from the creator of "The Best Page in the Universe". In this book, legendary online humorist Maddox transfers his world-famous flair for acerbic observation to the printed page. Maddox, creator of the legendary "I Am Better Than Your Kids" feature - which circled the globe as an email humour favourite, makes his non-electronic debut with the hilarious "Alphabet of Manliness". Containing reams of brand new material not covered on the site, "The Alphabet of Manliness" is bigger, bolder and more outrageously provocative than any of the low-cal stuff purveyed by other webby misanthropes, and it comes from the number one ranked blog spot on the net. It includes rants on anything and everything from the most sarcastic mind on the planet, real or virtual.