I Admire Your Melons (Paperback). This item is unavailable.I Admire Your Melons (Paperback)

Paperback. Round. Ripe. Impossible to ignore.Yes, your melons are truly magnificent.I Admire Your Melons is a hilariously suggestive rhyming picture book for grown-ups with a passion for produce. or just a love of juicy double meanings. Whether you're into fruit, flirty fun, or fabulous front-facing assets, this book delivers belly laughs in every spread.Perfect for: The woman in your life, Hen parties, birthdays, cheeky gifts and Secret SantasFruit fanatics and filthmongers alikeAnyone who giggles when someone says "nice pair"With bold illustrations and wordplay that's fruitier than a smoothie bar, this book is guaranteed to cause snorts, blushes, and maybe a few awkward family moments.Warning: May contain large melons and uncontrollable laughter. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.