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Synopsis
A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.
Made-up reviews (for fun): -
"The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book."
- Readers Indigestion Digest
"My chair enjoyed it more than I did."
- Better Homes & Bookends
"Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has."
- The Zoological Missed-it Monthly
"My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot."
- Parenting Panic Quarterly
"Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed."
- Aquatic Book Review & Snacks
"Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain."
- IQ Not Included
"A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed."
- The London Foghorn
"This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less."
- Forgetful & Free Newsletter
"If I could unread it, I would. Twice."
- Amnesia Weekly
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About the Author
Andrew Abel is originally from Helsby, Cheshire, England. He is now a software developer and lives in Silicon Valley, California with his wife, Angela. He developed a love of spoken rhyme from his grandfather, Wilfred Harrison, who loved to recite poems.
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Buch. Condition: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.'Utter rubbish. Not a single helpful fact. Zero stars, but I can't count that low.' - Mathly Incorrect Weekly'The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book.' - Readers Indigestion Digest'My chair enjoyed it more than I did.' - Better Homes & Bookends'Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has.' - The Zoological Missed-it Monthly'My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot.' - Parenting Panic Quarterly'Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed.' - Aquatic Book Review & Snacks'Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain.' - IQ Not Included'A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed.' - The London Foghorn'This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less.' - Forgetful & Free Newsletter'If I could unread it, I would. Twice.' - Amnesia Weekly. Seller Inventory # 9798989431663