400 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone: Family-friendly and child-friendly jokes for all ages and skillsets (a subset of the 2020 jokebook) - Softcover

Subhash, V

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798617955769

Publisher: Independently published, 2020

Synopsis

This is an early subset of the book 2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone (available separately with over 3200 jokes). In this volume, there are 420 jokes including:

• Jokes that you don't have to think about - bar jokes, blonde jokes, cross-the-road jokes, knock-knock jokes, lightbulb jokes, pun jokes, romantic jokes...
• Entire chapters for people with special skills or interests - computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes...
• For those looking for sharp content, plenty of jokes about philosophy, advertising, news and politics.
• Jokes that are child-friendly and family friendly. No (‿ˠ‿) humour.

Excerpts

• Children's Jokes
  • Why did the lizard sue the hospital?
    After it broke off its tail, a psychiatrist wanted to treat it as a split-personality disorder.
• Computer Jokes
  • What made the quantum computer so frustrated?
    He made a complete fool of himself.
• Programming Jokes
  • What did the exception say to the method?
    "Been there and done that."
• Other Animal Jokes
  • What kind of music do rats like to listen?
    Experimental.
• Physics Jokes
  • How many astronauts would it take to a screw a lightbulb?
    One to turn the bulb and several to prevent the spacecraft from spinning in the same direction.
• Chemistry Jokes
  • What happened to nitric acid after water decided to leave?
    It left him fuming.
• Biology Jokes
  • Why is xylem more believable than phloem?
    Phloem can say anything but it does not hold water.
• Bar Jokes
  • Invisible Woman walks into a bar
    Invisible Woman walks into a bar and sees Invisible Man drinking. She takes the stool next to him. Just then, Invisible Man tells the bartender, "If my wife rings and asks for me, tell her that I am not here.
• Blonde Jokes
  • Blonde Mobster

    Teacher: As the saying goes, is it possible to kill two birds with one stone?
    Class: No, ma'am.
    Blonde: Yes, ma'am.
    Teacher: Really? How?
    Blonde: You tie the birds to a stone and drown them.

    ✵ This was originally a Chuck Norris Fact with no explanation.

• Romantic Jokes
  • What has low life expectancy, poor hygiene, deficient vision, inadequate sense of direction, risk of going bald and high self-esteem?
    Men.
  • What has high life expectancy, better hygiene, superior vision, adequate sense of direction, zero risk of going bald and low self-esteem?
    Women.
• Confucius Jokes
  • Hell and heaven:
    Confucius say: Hell has no fury like woman scorned. Heaven has no angel like mother to newborn.
• Journalism Jokes (with screenshots of actual news stories)
  • #BlueForSudan hashtag offends Na'vi people because it appropriates their blue identity
• Political Jokes
  • What is a politically incorrect name for a human abducted by an alien from outer space?
    Undocumented emigrant.
  • What is a politically incorrect name for a weightlifter?
    Weight supremacist.

Edition details

• Publisher: Independently published
• Publication date: 2020
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798617955769
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 130