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Dirt Maul (Evil Cookie Thriller Books) - Softcover

Mabe, James D.

 
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Synopsis

MISANTHROPY. MONSTROSITY. MORONS.

The end of the world is bad enough. Having to save it with a bunch of drunken flea market merchants? That’s just adding insult to apocalypse.

An ordinary day at Duke’s Flea Market takes a turn for the unspeakable when an incomprehensible, ravenous evil descends upon its aisles. What begins as a pleasant day off becomes a grotesque nightmare, and humanity’s future suddenly hangs by a thread.

Thanks to an unlikely stroke of accidental sabotage, the monstrous entity threatening all existence has been weakened. Now, a ragtag collection of unreliable drunks and fiercely independent small-business owners stands between humanity and total annihilation.

They’re outmatched. They’re intoxicated. They’re probably making everything worse.

As the horror grows stronger and reality descends into blood-soaked absurdity, these unlikely heroes must find a way to take on an ancient evil that’s practically a god. Their odds of victory? Terrible. Their judgment? Questionable. Their capacity to be an absolute pain in the ass? Legendary.

The apocalypse has arrived. Unfortunately for the apocalypse, these idiots aren’t going down quietly.

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