How to Not Die Alone: Break Up with Loneliness, It's Clingy - Softcover

Murphy, Michael

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798349262333

Publisher: Mgmcre, 2025

Synopsis

Loneliness is like that one ex who just won't take the hint-it's time to break up for good.

In How to Not Die Alone, comedian Michael Murphy serves up brutally honest and hilariously relatable wisdom about connection, heartbreak, and why group texts shouldn't count as a social life. With wit sharper than your last situationship's exit, this book is your laugh-out-loud survival guide to navigating modern loneliness and finding real connection-without losing your mind (or your Wi-Fi signal).

Inside, you'll discover:

• How to spot emotional unavailability-especially in yourself
• The difference between being alone and being lonely
• Why your love life isn't doomed (even if your plants keep dying)
• And how to build a life that doesn't revolve around someone else's validation

Equal parts comedy, confessional, and hug in book form, How to Not Die Alone is for anyone who's ever felt ghosted by love-or just tired of talking to their cat about their day.

Spoiler alert: You're not broken. You're just in a really weird season. And you're not alone.

About this title

About the Author

Michael Murphy is a stand-up comedian, chronic overthinker, and self-declared ambassador for awkward humans everywhere. After years of turning heartbreak, ghosting, and solo pizza nights into punchlines on stage, he decided to write a book that's part survival guide, part breakup letter to loneliness itself.Known for blending gut-busting humor with gut-level honesty, Michael helps readers laugh their way through the messiness of connection, dating, and that weird thing where you text someone and they never reply but you still pretend you're fine.When he's not writing or performing, Michael can be found talking to his plants, overanalyzing emoji usage, or Googling "how to be emotionally available." This is his first book-unless you count the angry texts he never sent.

Edition details

• Publisher: Mgmcre
• Publication date: 2025
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798349262333
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 120