99 Poems///Cops of Life (The Sam Pink Collection of Self-Published Magnificent Beauties) - Softcover

Pink, Sam

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798336361148

Publisher: Independently published, 2024

Synopsis

America's Hottest Poetry

Featuring the viral sensation "piece a shit" (the frog poem).

Note: This collection is the newly titled re-release of the underground hit originally published as "99 Poems to Cure Whatever's Wrong with You or Create The Problems You Need."

You have just been killed by a thousand tiny cuts. 99 to be exact. Bleeding out to the backdrop of this new cartoon. Stripped of literary pretension, 99 Poems / Cops of Life is a fast, blunt, and darkly funny collection of observations on modern survival, human friction, and the strange encounters of everyday life.
Whether it's a woodchuck in a tiny witch hat or the subtle rejections of animals that want nothing to do with you, these poems are built like deadpan jokes that accidentally reveal profound, unnerving truths.

Inside this collection:

• The widely shared and massively viral "piece a shit" (the frog poem).
• The strangely poignant "toothless sharks have more friends."
• The hilariously aggressive "join my gang or die."
• And 96 more micro-doses of cynical humor and working-class existentialism.

Here's some genuine reviews (crazy, i know...):

• "Sam Pink is one of the most brilliant storytellers alive today." — Verified Review
• "Reading a couple of these is a good break from everything else going on in the world around you. A simple way to look at things in a different way." — The Irresponsible Reader
• "Its dumb and bad and brilliant. It earns a chortle, and thats all its trying to do." — Reddit r/Poetry Community Review

The cartoon continues..

Grab your copy today, before the cops of life won't let you.

Edition details

• Publisher: Independently published
• Publication date: 2024
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798336361148
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 128