BOOK OF EXCUSES : Why You Should Play Golf This Weekend: The Must-Have Gift for Golf Lovers – Clever, Funny, and Totally Believable Excuses to Play More Golf! (Book Of Excuses Golf Edition) - Softcover

Golf, Such Is; Reodique, Arne

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798315553519

Publisher: Independently published, 2025

Synopsis

Book of Excuses – Why You Should Golf This Weekend

A Hilarious Must-Have for Every Golfer!

From outrageously hilarious to downright ridiculous, and even so convincing it just might work, the Book of Excuses is your trusty companion for getting out of responsibilities and onto the golf course. This book is part of the Book of Excuses: Golf Edition series, and it’s specifically dedicated to one mission—helping you find the perfect excuse to golf this weekend!

HOW TO USE:
STEP 1 – Hold the book in your hands. Feel the undeniable power of excuses at your fingertips.
STEP 2 – Close your eyes and think of your situation.
STEP 3 – Flip to a random page. Trust in fate (or laziness—both work).
STEP 4 – Read your excuse aloud with confidence. Bonus points for a dramatic pause.

Use with caution—some excuses are pure genius, while others require a straight face and quick getaway. Adapt as needed!

EXCUSE EXAMPLE:
"A leaked NASA memo says golfing this weekend will boost my IQ by 20 points."
(We’re not saying it’s true, but can anyone prove it’s false?)

WHAT'S INSIDE?
✔ A hilarious collection of golf excuses – Specifically crafted to get you out of plans and onto the green this weekend.
✔ Bonus Scorecard Section – Includes 10 golf scorecards so you can track your (real or slightly exaggerated) scores.
✔ Part of the Book of Excuses: Golf Edition series – Collect them all for every golfing situation!

WHO IS THIS BOOK FOR?

• The perfect gift for golfers – Great for dads, brothers, uncles, husbands, golf buddies, or that one friend who always finds a way to golf.
• A hilarious gag gift or prank – Surprise your golf pals with a book full of excuses they wish they had thought of.
• A fun giveaway or tournament prize – Makes a great addition to golf events, charity raffles, or club competitions.

This is just one book in the Book of Excuses: Golf Edition series—so whether you need excuses for a bad score, skipping work, extending your golf trip, justifying new clubs, or explaining why you suck at putting, there’s a book for every situation!

So go ahead—grab your copy today and never be without the perfect excuse to golf this weekend!

Edition details

• Publisher: Independently published
• Publication date: 2025
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798315553519
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 134