Sorry I Can't Come In Today! 50 Excuses For Calling in Sick - Funny Work Gift Book - Softcover

Taylor, Evie; Gilbert, Rosie

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798310473782

Publisher: Independently published, 2025

Synopsis

Ever needed a last-minute excuse to skip work? Sorry I Can’t Come In Today! is the ultimate collection of 50 funny, ridiculous, and surprisingly convincing excuses for calling in sick. Whether you're just not feeling it, need a mental health day, or simply want to stay in bed, this book has you covered with creative alibis for any situation.

Each excuse is rated on its believability scale, helping you choose the perfect one to suit your needs. Keep track of the ones you've used with the ‘Completed It Mate' tab and even note down your boss’s reaction for future reference—because you don’t want to repeat the same excuse too soon!

Packed with humour and relatable workplace scenarios, this book is the ideal gift for anyone who enjoys a cheeky day off. It’s perfect for a birthday, new job/leaving present, office gag gift, or hilarious stocking filler/secret santa for colleagues, friends, or that one person in your life who never seems to be at work!

Why You’ll Love This Book:

• 50 Outrageous Excuses – From the almost-believable to the downright absurd, find the perfect excuse for every work situation.
• Believability Guide – Each excuse comes with Skive-O-Meter ratings to help you pick the most suitable fib for your situation.
• Excuse Tracker – Keep tabs on which excuses you’ve used and how well they worked.
• Perfect Work Gift – A fun and lighthearted present for coworkers, friends, or anyone who dreams of a surprise day off.
• Great for Any Occasion – Whether it’s a birthday, Christmas, or just a fun way to lighten the office mood, this book is sure to get laughs.

If you’ve ever struggled to come up with a solid reason to call in sick, this book is your new best friend. Just don’t let your boss find it!

Edition details

• Publisher: Independently published
• Publication date: 2025
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798310473782
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 110