Survival Guide For Kids: The Totally Real, 100% Honest Guide To Thanksgiving - Softcover

Roper, Mark

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798298613309

Publisher: Independently published, 2025

Synopsis

🥧🦃 The funniest kids’ survival handbook for surviving Turkey Day chaos! 🦃🥧

Thanksgiving is supposed to be about family, food, and being thankful…
But let’s be real—it’s also about:

• Waking up at 6 a.m. to the sound of Mom’s vacuum.

• Getting trapped in Parade Prison while your sister screams about giant balloons.

• Cousins turning your bedroom into a disaster zone.

• Surviving “Forced Gratitude Hour” without accidentally saying you’re thankful for Wi-Fi.

• Fighting in the Dessert Hunger Games for the last slice of pie.

This laugh-out-loud book is packed with:
✅ Hilarious stories that every kid will relate to
✅ Realistic “survival tips” for dodging relatives, chores, and awkward table talk
✅ DOs and DON’Ts lists to help kids make it through every Thanksgiving disaster
✅ Bonus “Survival Files” like Pie Negotiation Strategies and Thanksgiving Excuses That Work Every Time

Whether you’re stuck at the kids’ table, hiding from hug-happy relatives, or plotting escape strategies to avoid dish duty, this book is your ultimate guide to making it through the longest family dinner of the year.

This guide will have kids laughing, nodding, and saying:
“Yep, that’s my family.”

🎁 A perfect Thanksgiving gift for kids (ages 8–12) who love humor, doodles, and survival tips for real life.

If your child has ever:

• Groaned through family photos in itchy clothes

• Fought a sibling over couch territory

• Or wondered if stuffing is even food…
  This is the book they need!

Edition details

• Publisher: Independently published
• Publication date: 2025
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798298613309
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 127