If you are looking for a cozy, happy Christmas tale... keep looking. Because this is NOT it.
As the title suggests, THIS story is about me, Spark. I'm not your average holly, jolly elf. Those elves have pudding for brains.
Never questioning anything...
While I, on the other hand, questioned everything and went and found the nitty-gritty, dark secrets of this place, and the prick you all call "Santa". So, if you want to hear me spill the tea, then sit down, shut the f*** up, and enjoy the ride.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. If you are looking for a cozy, happy Christmas tale. keep looking. Because this is NOT it.As the title suggests, THIS story is about me, Spark. I'm not your average holly, jolly elf. Those elves have pudding for brains.Never questioning anything.While I, on the other hand, questioned everything and went and found the nitty-gritty, dark secrets of this place, and the prick you all call "Santa". So, if you want to hear me spill the tea, then sit down, shut the f*** up, and enjoy the ride. When a new elf emerges in the North Pole, havoc and mayhem will ensue as she uncovers the dark secrets lurking beneath its shimmering surface. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our Sydney, NSW warehouse or from our UK or US warehouse, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798295813962
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. If you are looking for a cozy, happy Christmas tale. keep looking. Because this is NOT it.As the title suggests, THIS story is about me, Spark. I'm not your average holly, jolly elf. Those elves have pudding for brains.Never questioning anything.While I, on the other hand, questioned everything and went and found the nitty-gritty, dark secrets of this place, and the prick you all call "Santa". So, if you want to hear me spill the tea, then sit down, shut the f*** up, and enjoy the ride. When a new elf emerges in the North Pole, havoc and mayhem will ensue as she uncovers the dark secrets lurking beneath its shimmering surface. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798295813962
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Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - If you are looking for a cozy, happy Christmas tale. keep looking. Because this is NOT it.As the title suggests, THIS story is about me, Spark. I'm not your average holly, jolly elf. Those elves have pudding for brains.Never questioning anything.While I, on the other hand, questioned everything and went and found the nitty-gritty, dark secrets of this place, and the prick you all call 'Santa'. So, if you want to hear me spill the tea, then sit down, shut the f\*\*\* up, and enjoy the ride. Seller Inventory # 9798295813962
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Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. Spark | A Naughty Elf's Tale | C E Y | Taschenbuch | Englisch | 2026 | CEY | EAN 9798295813962 | Verantwortliche Person für die EU: Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, 36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr[at]libri[dot]de | Anbieter: preigu Print on Demand. Seller Inventory # 135815245