MISSY SPINWELL'S GUIDE TO TWISTING THE TRUTH (Humpty-Dumpty Had a Great Fall) - Softcover

Carter Jr, LeRoy H.

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798294569693

Publisher: Independently published, 2025

Synopsis

What do you get when you mix fake news, filtered faith, and a monetized Messiah?
A viral revival—with a side of heresy.
Meet Missy Spinwell—media consultant to the spiritually ambitious and spin-doctor to the saints. In this hilarious and biting satire, Missy Spinwell’s Guide to Twisting the Truth takes readers on a behind-the-scenes tour of how modern Christianity gets repackaged, rebranded, and recycled for maximum likes, shares, and seed offerings.
From prophetic merchandising to hashtag holiness, from canceling Christ to platforming patriotism, Missy reveals the not-so-secret secrets of manipulating the message—all while looking fabulous and never breaking a sweat (unless it’s from studio lighting).
Through laugh-out-loud chapters, divine disinformation tactics, and ironic book club discussion questions, this “guide” offers a convicting mirror for a culture obsessed with influence, applause, and spiritual optics.
Warning:
This book may cause side effects such as sudden conviction, unexpected laughter, and the realization that Jesus never had a brand manager.
Perfect for:

• Satire lovers
• Media-savvy ministers
• Recovering church kids
• Book clubs that can take a joke
• Anyone who’s ever shouted “I receive it!” on a livestream

Edition details

• Publisher: Independently published
• Publication date: 2025
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798294569693
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 72