We Deeply Value Your Feedback (And Other Lies I Told HR) - Softcover

Pyatkovsky, Alexander

 
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Synopsis

We Deeply Value Your Feedback (And Other Lies I Told HR): A Corporate Comedy in 75 Disasters

Welcome to the office. Please leave your sanity at the door.

Congratulations! You've just been promoted — not in real life, of course. But to the front row of the greatest corporate trainwreck ever documented by someone who once signed a $47,000 ping pong table expense and called it “culture.”

In this laugh-out-loud, dangerously relatable satire, you’ll meet our (reluctant) narrator: a mid-sized tech company CEO with big dreams, bad instincts, and an unfortunate talent for public scandal. It all starts with a hot mic moment during a company-wide Zoom — and spirals into full-blown corporate chaos faster than Legal can draft a denial.

What follows?

  • HR vendettas.

  • Rogue Slack channels.

  • A rebrand during a reputation crisis.

  • An “emotional support goat” named Jerry.

  • A team-building trust fall that ended in medical leave.

  • And 74 other catastrophes too bizarre for fiction (except they’re all here).

From spontaneous “wellness sabbaticals” to performance reviews disguised as poetry readings, this is not just a workplace comedy — it’s a survival guide for anyone who’s ever questioned a mission statement, cringed during an all-hands, or wondered if the coffee machine was judging them.

Told in brutally funny, emotionally raw first-person chapters, We Deeply Value Your Feedback (And Other Lies I Told HR) takes you behind the badge swipe and into the breakdown. It's a love letter to everyone who ever gave their best to a job that repaid them with burnout, bureaucracy, and branded stress balls.

If you’ve ever:

  • Sent a risky Slack DM and prayed it wasn’t public...

  • Attended a leadership retreat that ended in tears (yours)...

  • Tried to quit, only to be promoted out of guilt...

  • Or stared at your calendar and wondered, “What do I actually do here?”...

This book is for you.

Part memoir, part satire, part HR nightmare — this is corporate comedy at its most unhinged.

Read it. Laugh. Cry. Then call your therapist. Or your recruiter.

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