Microplastics Are Your Friends! - Softcover

Shushy, Mister

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798289281593

Publisher: Independently published, 2025

Synopsis

A Totally Trustworthy Guide for Kids

Hey kiddos! Have you thanked the microplastics in your bloodstream today?

Forget what the so-called "experts" are saying. All those scientists, doctors, and worrywarts on the news want you to fear microplastics.

But not us! We say: More plastic, please!

Join the ever-smiling Professor McTegan, your friendly (and totally unbiased!) guide, as he takes you on an odyssey of discovery into the magical world of synthetic particles.

Inside, you’ll discover:

👉 Why a sprinkle of plastic in your lungs might be just what you need 🎈
👉 The truth Big Science doesn’t want you to know — that there is something much bigger at stake! 🛑
👉 How a BIG NAME HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR factors into all this! 📺

This satirical "children’s book" is a biting, hilarious takedown of eco-propaganda, corporate greenwashing, and the dystopian absurdity of our plastic-saturated world... all dressed up in bright colors and kid-friendly smiles.

Perfect for kids (as well as adults) with a dark sense of humor, eco-activists who enjoy irony, or anyone who's ever asked, "Wait… is this real?"

For more by the author, please visit MisterShushy.Substack.com

Edition details

• Publisher: Independently published
• Publication date: 2025
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798289281593
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 27