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Count Quackula: The Duck Who Sucked - Softcover

Gross, Dustin

 
9798288773556: Count Quackula: The Duck Who Sucked
Softcover
ISBN 13: 9798288773556
Publisher: Independently published, 2025

Synopsis

A Feathered Fiasco of Fangs and Pancakes!

Meet Darryl, a mediocre mallard turned vampire duck after a cursed bite from the chaotic goose, Bartholomew Honkhardt. In this hilarious horror-comedy novel, Darryl battles bloodlust, a garlic bread ban, and a quacktastic cult bent on unleashing the Feathered Abyss. With his snarky wit, a flamethrower-wielding witch-duck named Luna, and a bat who thinks he’s a crow, Darryl must save the world—or at least his favorite pancake truck.

Why You’ll Love Count Quackula:

  • Laugh-Out-Loud Absurdity: A parody vampire fiction tale packed with kazoo solos, glitter bombs, and seagull apocalypses.
  • Heartfelt Redemption: Darryl’s journey from depressed duck to spatula-wielding hero will tug at your heartstrings.
  • Quirky Supernatural Chaos: Perfect for fans of funny horror books and offbeat fantasy.
Dive into this animal horror comedy and discover why readers are raving about Darryl’s unhinged, pancake-fueled adventure! Grab your copy now and join the flock!

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Publisher
Independently published
Publication date
2025
Language
English
ISBN 13 
9798288773556
Binding
Paperback
Number of pages
121