20 Very Disgusting Habits of Men You Were Not Prepared For: Prepare to Laugh, Gag, and Never Look at Him the Same Way Again (The Disgusting Habitss Series) - Softcover

Mason, Mrs Zippy

 
9798285078104: 20 Very Disgusting Habits of Men You Were Not Prepared For: Prepare to Laugh, Gag, and Never Look at Him the Same Way Again (The Disgusting Habitss Series)

Synopsis

You were prepared for mood swings. Maybe even some emotional immaturity.
But you were not prepared for this.

Not for the socks with lives of their own.
Not for the “lucky” underwear that’s survived three girlfriends.
And definitely not for the unsolicited poop photos—with commentary.

💀 This is not a romance.
This is a brutally honest survival guide for women who have smelled too much, seen far worse, and still tried to make it work.

In 20 Very Disgusting Habits of Men You Were Not Prepared For, Zippy Mason exposes the nose-burning, jaw-dropping, date-destroying habits too many men commit—without shame, and often with pride. Written with savage humor and terrifying accuracy, this book is your hilarious warning label for the modern dating pool.

🤢 Inside, you'll find:

✔️ Sock piles with spiritual significance
✔️ Towels older than your relationship
✔️ Gaslighting (both emotional… and digestive)
✔️ Men who think hand soap is optional

You’ll laugh, you’ll gag, and you’ll text your group chat immediately.

📚 This is Book 1 of the viral Disgusting Habitss™ series.
Coming next:

  • 20 Disgusting Habits of Women

  • 20 Disgusting Habits of Teenagers

  • Disgusting Habits of Flatmates
    …and many more.

For women who’ve had enough.
For men brave enough to read it.
And for the love of hygiene—read responsibly.

🟡 Now entered into the 2025 UK Kindle Storyteller Contest
Your read and review could help it win £20,000.

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